As Chairman Of The Bored, I hereby convene this Bored Meeting. It is open to all Members Of The Bored. As we come to order, I'd like to thank our sponsor, The Brotherhood Of Misanthropic Writers. The Floor is now open for discussion and Points Of Order. (yes, I'm that bored.)
You are free to elect a President if you raise that as a point of order. I'm Founder and Chairman, but I can't do everything. That would be boring.
Was bored. No longer bored. Busted out an old map I'd been working on for my WIP and what was once an indulgence I had to justify, is now certified as pro-duc-tive!
I am trying to find new hobbies to try out, and also (slowly) getting through my stack of books that have yet to be read.
Trouble is, I recently finished the umpty-third edit of my sf novel, had been rejected for the studio tour, so i have no projects. Zero projects - clear decks; nothing I'm behind with, nothing to feel guilty about. Was looking forward to road trips, book sales, antique markets -- you know, summer vacation. Now... I'm so frickin bored with the inside of my house, I might start repairing, painting and decorating the damn thing!
Wow! That's the most exciting thing that happened all day. Correction, second most exciting. I also had to edit my post to correct an error caused by a confluence of my having failed to learn touch-typing with the wearing off of paint from my cheap keyboard. Now, if my blood-pressure can take it, I'll go hear up my leftover rizotto. I might even *gasp* grate some cheese on it. should read: heat up
Can I come in? I've brought your water for the table. By the way, and as I told you before @Some Guy - 'misanthropic writer' is not allowed in my opinion. I'll probably get @jannert on to you for that, @Some Guy you are a fukking anarchist. Also I think you're a scientist, only saying. ... I'm actually looking for the mental health thread. I need direction to the mental health thread, I want to go to the mental health thread, where's the mental health thread? I want to talk about my mental health thread to myself on the mental health thread. Who is in charge of my mental health thread? Is it @Moose? I'll take it to @Moose thread. I will and I will mention all your names to @Moose. That'll fuck u, fuck u up for starting a thread. You didn't think about that. You'll have to go to reddit/ forever. Heh heh heh heh [quite evil].
Stumbles into meeting dazed and confused. Looks at the strange mixture of avatars and shrugs. Wanders out.
.. or feel free to call out more nominations or nominate yourself if you like *off to make a spot of tea* (who would like some tea??)
Here I am, reading this and wondering "These people having nothing else better to do..." Then I realise that I am exactly the same. And also that I am sitting here and the most exciting part of my day is going to the toilet and taking showers for the fun of it and also to change it up a bit. Shower at noon! Radical, I know. Also, can I just point out that for the last three days I have noticed a strange spot on the wall. I think it's chilli con carne from sometime last year. Anyway, it reminds me of a sheep doing the moon walk.
*stumbles into thread* Hello, is this Bored Room? I'll be honest I'm just here for the badges. Please tell me there's badges.
"Badges? We don need no Badges." Sure, what the hizzle - badges! Here's your badger. @matwoolf climb abored. Always a pleasure. (I'm a Scienthrope. I am the AnalChrist.) xx