I rarely, if ever have breakfast. Lease of all on a sunday when I am either sleeping in or opening the store. However, when I do bother to eat breakfast, you better believe it's going to be a Sausage and Egg McMuffin from McD's. MMMMMMMm
Sir, that's a damn good breakfast. Nothing like a full English to give a lad hairs on the chest, wot? Having said that, you might want to get your cholestrol checked.
I saw this comedy skit back in the day: "There's a new home cholestrol test. It comes with a needle and a piece of paper. You prick your finger and put a drop of blood on the paper. If it turns blue, your cholestrol is fine. If it turns pink, it might be a little bit high. If you see a picture of Elvis, you'd better put down the bacon and get to hospital right away."