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^Torana enjoys brushing her teeth on rollercoasters.

 

^ water sprite enjoys sitting on porcupines

 

Water sprite conducts experiments on the homeless to create an army of cross-dressing dentists with crossbows strung with dental floss.

 

Urghhh - Toaran is quicker on the draw than I am

 

^should beproud of himself because that was extremely accurate for me.

 

^is a homocidal maniac

 

^Torana fell through time from a future in which everyone has telepathy, and fights break out over every stray thought.

 

Cogito is really a mosquito and has just been sprayed with fly spray so bye bye no more Cogito mosquito

 

^ Torano inhaled pesticide and is having a vivid but terror-filled hallucination as she slips into a coma.

 

^Cogito has some sort of rare jem that looks like a bottle of whiskey

 

^ Cogito has just been carted away by some men wearig white jackets.....
"No Cogito that jacket fits you just fine, no it isn't too tight"

 

lol ^ water sprite has just joined him too

 

(But the sleeves are too long, dang it)
^Torana is wanted for questioning in connection with a series of pranks, in which superfluous 'U's were inserted into words on billboards.

 

^Cogito is te most wanted man in the whole world for the brutal murders of 1000 monkeys....shame on you!!!

 

^Torana pilfers primates to press into picking produce for profit.

 

^Cogito eats kittens for breakfast and uses their furs for socks....doesn't that feel squishy and smell after a while???

 

^Torana buys puppies and sells them at a loss, but makes up for it in volume

(Have a glorious time, T)

 

^^ eats worms for lunch

 

^eats shoes for din-din.

 

^eats swere rats for desert

Thanks I will I hope lol

 

Torana is abandoning us

 

^Banzai knows that I will be back to plague the forum with posts again soon enough...your attempts to get rid of me are futile mwahahhahahaha

 

Torana doesn't realise that by the time she returns, I will have taken over the forums! Mwahahahahahaha!

 

^ish 6 feet tall and still considered short.

 

^ tells tall tales about Banzai