Things That Annoy Me, But Shouldn't

Ok, I have no idea where Tameside is, but it doesn't sound like such a bad place. Stay away from Wildside though!!

 

I used to go to the park and sit under a tree and read
with my MP3 player. Really should have brought a
foldup chair, cause my ass got wet sitting on the grass.
(Been way too hot lately to want to go and read at the
park.)

 

how about sitting on it?

 

I took a walk there once, met a couple of nice young ladies. Holly was a sweet girl, but she had a secret that I promised to keep.

 

Did anybody go "Doo do-do, do do?"

 

"Jinkies!"

 

Yes, but their descriptions don't scan as well as they used to

 

Well, not Liverpool, which is why we don’t get many scousers.

 

The book?

 

"available for viewing on Amazon Prime"

Me: -goes to Amazon Prime-
Amazon Prime: -subscribe to this OTHER streaming service to view it free on Amazon Prime-
Me: ......

 

May have something to do with my cranial physiology, but I hate earbuds with a passion.

 

book covers that look like this:


(the text outline is shiny so you can see it better depending on which way you tilt the book)

i had to stare at it for a while to figure out what it said. too much going on!
theres this one, and a "yellow text on yellow background" book that irks me too. I cant see the title!!!

 

No, I can’t wear ‘em either. They hurt after a very short while.

 

Never thought I'd see a man bun on the PGA Tour.

 

Yeah, parts of San Diego are absolutely covered in them. But then I live a little bot away from there and nobody would be caught dead with them in this spot. Culture specific areas I think.

 

IDK why guys think it's cool to put their hair in a bun. It looks
sillier than shit. Oh well.

 

Financial journalists who presume to tell us why the markets are down. Right, Maria, all the investors in the country suddenly became so concerned about a COVID variant that they decided, collectively, to sell off their holdings.

 

I absolutely know i shouldnt judge what people put on hold for themselves BUT...... When you have 8 books sitting on the hold shelf that you've never picked up and request 10 MORE to add to the mass of books you're never going to pick up... It irks me to no end!
You are essentially making it so no one else can checkout those books.

Also, i had to put 12 books on hold for someone (2 whole series). Those books are due back in 6 weeks. If they can read 12 books in 6 week, more power to them. Otherwise, you are basically doing what the other person is doing.... Claiming them so no one else can read it.

Spoiler: Rant ahead

(Ps. Im not judging what they check out... Im not even judging how many books they may or may not read at a time. Im judging the fact that those books are just sitting there on the holds shelf that they may or may not pick up...... And then they get mad when, after a week and they havent picked it up, we give it to the next person in line for the items. No. We are not going to hold your 18 books until YOU are ready to read them. Dont request them if you're not going to read them!)

 

Low-life mothers who speak to their kids like they’re something they just scraped off their shoe. You know the type, the kid strays three feet from their heels and the whole town hears “Kyle!!! Get ‘ere... NOW!!”

Is it any wonder these kids grow up to be scumbags too?

 

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I have a couple of... relatives... who don't get on with each other and have the classic "screaming out the window of one trailer (caravan?) at the relative in the other" family feuds. On their public feeds on Facebook.