I was buying some yogurt and stumbled upon something called "Greek yoghurt scoff'rs". That name inexplicably annoyed me beyond measure. The chummy fucking colloquialism. You are not my friend, you are a corporation who cares only about profit margins, stop pretending to be anything else. But even more annoying was an advert selling some baby product in the UK, which concluded with a line to the effect of "being a parent can be difficult, but take it from us, you're doing great!" Smug arseholes. You don't know me, faceless corporation; how dare you sit in judgment of my parenting skills. For all you know my children might live in the basement gnawing on chicken feet. Glad I got those off my chest. Feel free to share any annoyances of your own.