It shouldn't need to be said that taking your father's brand new Mustang GT and smoking the tires down the street in front of a police station is probably a bad idea.
It should need to be said, but.... Newer mustangs are best bang for your buck muscle car. Would take a fortune to make a classic mustang as fast, as comfortable, handling, braking.
'Don't drink and drive.' 'It's cold, so be sure to bring your pets and old people indoors.' 'It's hot, so drink lots of water.' 'It's snowing, so plan more time to get to work.' AAAHHHH! Shut up, you pompous little local TV news twat!
Or the ingredients of said drug. How the hell am I supposed to know the ingredients of said drug? They don’t print it the side of the prescription bottle.
Let coffee cool down for several minutes before drinking it. Because coffee is hot. Hot coffee tends to burn. Unless you drink cold coffee. But don’t drink it too fast.
Right, because I'm honestly gonna take a minivan to race in the Indy 500... Humans are stupid. It shouldn't have to be said that the red light means "STOP!"
Don't climb over railings on an active volcano. Remove the sun shade from your windshield prior to driving. (actual warning on my new sunshade)
FYI, Usually, the entrance into a store is on the right side as per the sign. This means that the exit would be on the left side. Also, if not an auto door, and the door states that you should pull, then pull it. Or, if there is a sign on the door that says: ‘push’ then I recommend you push that door. But I shouldn’t need to tell you folks...
Just because the soap looks like a fruit snack when you're sixteen months old doesn't mean you should eat it for fun when you're sixteen years old.
as a beach officer i can certify that that does need to be said along with 'don't swim in the rip current' 'don't let children use inflatables unsupervised' 'don't jump off the sea wall' (where there's only 2ft of water at high tide) and 'don't put disposable barbeques in litter bins'
"This product is known to cause cancer in the state of California." -- referring to rubber washers, implying people shouldn't ingest them, I assume
The first one would likely be the other way about if you're in Europe. I have to admit to being guilty of pushing or pulling doors that say the opposite, simply because I don't see the sign until after the fact.
I just read a news story about a teacher in Ohio who was sentenced to four years federal time for screwing around with a student. Does it need to be said that teachers should not do that? (Of course, she says it was only the one time.)
It shouldn't need to be said that you should not trade punches with a 250 pound-muscled-bound behemoth when you are an anemic, and cadaverously thin 100-pound runt.
Do not pee on the electric fence! It's likely because of the chemicals from China that they are manufactured with. (yucky) (Did it say keep away from children?)
