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  1. Jack The Ripper

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    long time after his fall, Osama Bin Laden went to kill George W. Bush. But lost his turban. He searched for the toilet and drowned in it. Turbanless, he molested himself, whilst drinking his glass of vodka to supress his nerves on the kinky prostitute, he killed because she laughed at the fur coat been pink and fluffy. He was embarrased at such a colorful goat, that he ran straight for its throat to cut. He then saw George W. Bush and killed his poodle on the front lawn. then killed Geaorge W. Bush and his wife. Then Tony Blair Killed Osama's mom and spanked Osama's sister. Meanwhile Jeffery went ballistic and called Sedric's mobile phone, ordering an attack against Luxunberge because his vacation sucked, and wanted Revenge. Osama becomes retarded then dies terribly fast in Pakistan.

    Barry Manilow then decides to form a jazz band which has a clown and a hobo that is until the clown dies of happiness.
    Barry Manilow cries why? Why can't I find Bettyboo, my long lost girl.
    Barry Manilow the theiving scoundral, decided to steal the que ball but got shot with an infected mad cow who was blind drunk. The cow decided to moo gleefully while watching Penguins.

    Then He took Freddrik the puff dragon bong he was, and they were all naughty but scared of Sweeny Todd who smelt of strawberrys and candy. But then they found a horse so they mounted it and went for a ride through the forest were the nuns live.

    Now the Nuns decided to take a really long shit because they like shitting in the bloody woods at night.
    But the fairies were watching them doing this horrific shittting on their blooming dazies. So they decided to revolt against these nuns and killed em all tradgically.

    Now Barry manilow started singing, in the London were people hated listening to him and starting throwing tomatoes and cabages that could eat through the skin. Barry Manilow ran, but he stumbled from the stage, splitting his head but got rescued by Rod Stewart and they became vampires who haunted the dark nights of old England.

    The ground began to shake knocking all the elves of their feet and on their chubby little behinds.

    The first elve got back up and then the rest all died, Barry Manilow laughed hystericaly because he hated the little critters. But sang anyway, torturing everyone around but then they listened as they realised his vampire teeth then someone came along and slayed the Vampire Barry Manilow and rod stewart killing off all the Vampires in the world.

    The new world was full of ass holes, democrats and shit eaters who eat shit. Now the snow came completely covering the streets in a icy white blanket.

    The cold set in for the for the longterm and became bitter. There was no Mist as the sun rose high up above the
     
  2. Raven

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    long time after his fall, Osama Bin Laden went to kill George W. Bush. But lost his turban. He searched for the toilet and drowned in it. Turbanless, he molested himself, whilst drinking his glass of vodka to supress his nerves on the kinky prostitute, he killed because she laughed at the fur coat been pink and fluffy. He was embarrased at such a colorful goat, that he ran straight for its throat to cut. He then saw George W. Bush and killed his poodle on the front lawn. then killed Geaorge W. Bush and his wife. Then Tony Blair Killed Osama's mom and spanked Osama's sister. Meanwhile Jeffery went ballistic and called Sedric's mobile phone, ordering an attack against Luxunberge because his vacation sucked, and wanted Revenge. Osama becomes retarded then dies terribly fast in Pakistan.

    Barry Manilow then decides to form a jazz band which has a clown and a hobo that is until the clown dies of happiness.
    Barry Manilow cries why? Why can't I find Bettyboo, my long lost girl.
    Barry Manilow the theiving scoundral, decided to steal the que ball but got shot with an infected mad cow who was blind drunk. The cow decided to moo gleefully while watching Penguins.

    Then He took Freddrik the puff dragon bong he was, and they were all naughty but scared of Sweeny Todd who smelt of strawberrys and candy. But then they found a horse so they mounted it and went for a ride through the forest were the nuns live.

    Now the Nuns decided to take a really long shit because they like shitting in the bloody woods at night.
    But the fairies were watching them doing this horrific shittting on their blooming dazies. So they decided to revolt against these nuns and killed em all tradgically.

    Now Barry manilow started singing, in the London were people hated listening to him and starting throwing tomatoes and cabages that could eat through the skin. Barry Manilow ran, but he stumbled from the stage, splitting his head but got rescued by Rod Stewart and they became vampires who haunted the dark nights of old England.

    The ground began to shake knocking all the elves of their feet and on their chubby little behinds.

    The first elve got back up and then the rest all died, Barry Manilow laughed hystericaly because he hated the little critters. But sang anyway, torturing everyone around but then they listened as they realised his vampire teeth then someone came along and slayed the Vampire Barry Manilow and rod stewart killing off all the Vampires in the world.

    The new world was full of ass holes, democrats and shit eaters who eat shit. Now the snow came completely covering the streets in a icy white blanket.

    The cold set in for the for the longterm and became bitter. There was no Mist as the sun rose high up above the germany. The Planes
     
  3. ariella

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    long time after his fall, Osama Bin Laden went to kill George W. Bush. But lost his turban. He searched for the toilet and drowned in it. Turbanless, he molested himself, whilst drinking his glass of vodka to supress his nerves on the kinky prostitute, he killed because she laughed at the fur coat been pink and fluffy. He was embarrased at such a colorful goat, that he ran straight for its throat to cut. He then saw George W. Bush and killed his poodle on the front lawn. then killed Geaorge W. Bush and his wife. Then Tony Blair Killed Osama's mom and spanked Osama's sister. Meanwhile Jeffery went ballistic and called Sedric's mobile phone, ordering an attack against Luxunberge because his vacation sucked, and wanted Revenge. Osama becomes retarded then dies terribly fast in Pakistan.

    Barry Manilow then decides to form a jazz band which has a clown and a hobo that is until the clown dies of happiness.
    Barry Manilow cries why? Why can't I find Bettyboo, my long lost girl.
    Barry Manilow the theiving scoundral, decided to steal the que ball but got shot with an infected mad cow who was blind drunk. The cow decided to moo gleefully while watching Penguins.

    Then He took Freddrik the puff dragon bong he was, and they were all naughty but scared of Sweeny Todd who smelt of strawberrys and candy. But then they found a horse so they mounted it and went for a ride through the forest were the nuns live.

    Now the Nuns decided to take a really long shit because they like shitting in the bloody woods at night.
    But the fairies were watching them doing this horrific shittting on their blooming dazies. So they decided to revolt against these nuns and killed em all tradgically.

    Now Barry manilow started singing, in the London were people hated listening to him and starting throwing tomatoes and cabages that could eat through the skin. Barry Manilow ran, but he stumbled from the stage, splitting his head but got rescued by Rod Stewart and they became vampires who haunted the dark nights of old England.

    The ground began to shake knocking all the elves of their feet and on their chubby little behinds.

    The first elve got back up and then the rest all died, Barry Manilow laughed hystericaly because he hated the little critters. But sang anyway, torturing everyone around but then they listened as they realised his vampire teeth then someone came along and slayed the Vampire Barry Manilow and rod stewart killing off all the Vampires in the world.

    The new world was full of ass holes, democrats and shit eaters who eat shit. Now the snow came completely covering the streets in a icy white blanket.

    The cold set in for the for the longterm and became bitter. There was no Mist as the sun rose high up above the germany. The Planes soared through the
     
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    long time after his fall, Osama Bin Laden went to kill George W. Bush. But lost his turban. He searched for the toilet and drowned in it. Turbanless, he molested himself, whilst drinking his glass of vodka to supress his nerves on the kinky prostitute, he killed because she laughed at the fur coat been pink and fluffy. He was embarrased at such a colorful goat, that he ran straight for its throat to cut. He then saw George W. Bush and killed his poodle on the front lawn. then killed Geaorge W. Bush and his wife. Then Tony Blair Killed Osama's mom and spanked Osama's sister. Meanwhile Jeffery went ballistic and called Sedric's mobile phone, ordering an attack against Luxunberge because his vacation sucked, and wanted Revenge. Osama becomes retarded then dies terribly fast in Pakistan.

    Barry Manilow then decides to form a jazz band which has a clown and a hobo that is until the clown dies of happiness.
    Barry Manilow cries why? Why can't I find Bettyboo, my long lost girl.
    Barry Manilow the theiving scoundral, decided to steal the que ball but got shot with an infected mad cow who was blind drunk. The cow decided to moo gleefully while watching Penguins.

    Then He took Freddrik the puff dragon bong he was, and they were all naughty but scared of Sweeny Todd who smelt of strawberrys and candy. But then they found a horse so they mounted it and went for a ride through the forest were the nuns live.

    Now the Nuns decided to take a really long shit because they like shitting in the bloody woods at night.
    But the fairies were watching them doing this horrific shittting on their blooming dazies. So they decided to revolt against these nuns and killed em all tradgically.

    Now Barry manilow started singing, in the London were people hated listening to him and starting throwing tomatoes and cabages that could eat through the skin. Barry Manilow ran, but he stumbled from the stage, splitting his head but got rescued by Rod Stewart and they became vampires who haunted the dark nights of old England.

    The ground began to shake knocking all the elves of their feet and on their chubby little behinds.

    The first elve got back up and then the rest all died, Barry Manilow laughed hystericaly because he hated the little critters. But sang anyway, torturing everyone around but then they listened as they realised his vampire teeth then someone came along and slayed the Vampire Barry Manilow and rod stewart killing off all the Vampires in the world.

    The new world was full of ass holes, democrats and shit eaters who eat shit. Now the snow came completely covering the streets in a icy white blanket.

    The cold set in for the for the longterm and became bitter. There was no Mist as the sun rose high up above the germany. The Planes soared through the sky like real
     
  5. ariella

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    long time after his fall, Osama Bin Laden went to kill George W. Bush. But lost his turban. He searched for the toilet and drowned in it. Turbanless, he molested himself, whilst drinking his glass of vodka to supress his nerves on the kinky prostitute, he killed because she laughed at the fur coat been pink and fluffy. He was embarrased at such a colorful goat, that he ran straight for its throat to cut. He then saw George W. Bush and killed his poodle on the front lawn. then killed Geaorge W. Bush and his wife. Then Tony Blair Killed Osama's mom and spanked Osama's sister. Meanwhile Jeffery went ballistic and called Sedric's mobile phone, ordering an attack against Luxunberge because his vacation sucked, and wanted Revenge. Osama becomes retarded then dies terribly fast in Pakistan.

    Barry Manilow then decides to form a jazz band which has a clown and a hobo that is until the clown dies of happiness.
    Barry Manilow cries why? Why can't I find Bettyboo, my long lost girl.
    Barry Manilow the theiving scoundral, decided to steal the que ball but got shot with an infected mad cow who was blind drunk. The cow decided to moo gleefully while watching Penguins.

    Then He took Freddrik the puff dragon bong he was, and they were all naughty but scared of Sweeny Todd who smelt of strawberrys and candy. But then they found a horse so they mounted it and went for a ride through the forest were the nuns live.

    Now the Nuns decided to take a really long shit because they like shitting in the bloody woods at night.
    But the fairies were watching them doing this horrific shittting on their blooming dazies. So they decided to revolt against these nuns and killed em all tradgically.

    Now Barry manilow started singing, in the London were people hated listening to him and starting throwing tomatoes and cabages that could eat through the skin. Barry Manilow ran, but he stumbled from the stage, splitting his head but got rescued by Rod Stewart and they became vampires who haunted the dark nights of old England.

    The ground began to shake knocking all the elves of their feet and on their chubby little behinds.

    The first elve got back up and then the rest all died, Barry Manilow laughed hystericaly because he hated the little critters. But sang anyway, torturing everyone around but then they listened as they realised his vampire teeth then someone came along and slayed the Vampire Barry Manilow and rod stewart killing off all the Vampires in the world.

    The new world was full of ass holes, democrats and shit eaters who eat shit. Now the snow came completely covering the streets in a icy white blanket.

    The cold set in for the for the longterm and became bitter. There was no Mist as the sun rose high up above the germany. The Planes soared through the sky like real majestical creatures of
     
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    long time after his fall, Osama Bin Laden went to kill George W. Bush. But lost his turban. He searched for the toilet and drowned in it. Turbanless, he molested himself, whilst drinking his glass of vodka to supress his nerves on the kinky prostitute, he killed because she laughed at the fur coat been pink and fluffy. He was embarrased at such a colorful goat, that he ran straight for its throat to cut. He then saw George W. Bush and killed his poodle on the front lawn. then killed Geaorge W. Bush and his wife. Then Tony Blair Killed Osama's mom and spanked Osama's sister. Meanwhile Jeffery went ballistic and called Sedric's mobile phone, ordering an attack against Luxunberge because his vacation sucked, and wanted Revenge. Osama becomes retarded then dies terribly fast in Pakistan.

    Barry Manilow then decides to form a jazz band which has a clown and a hobo that is until the clown dies of happiness.
    Barry Manilow cries why? Why can't I find Bettyboo, my long lost girl.
    Barry Manilow the theiving scoundral, decided to steal the que ball but got shot with an infected mad cow who was blind drunk. The cow decided to moo gleefully while watching Penguins.

    Then He took Freddrik the puff dragon bong he was, and they were all naughty but scared of Sweeny Todd who smelt of strawberrys and candy. But then they found a horse so they mounted it and went for a ride through the forest were the nuns live.

    Now the Nuns decided to take a really long shit because they like shitting in the bloody woods at night.
    But the fairies were watching them doing this horrific shittting on their blooming dazies. So they decided to revolt against these nuns and killed em all tradgically.

    Now Barry manilow started singing, in the London were people hated listening to him and starting throwing tomatoes and cabages that could eat through the skin. Barry Manilow ran, but he stumbled from the stage, splitting his head but got rescued by Rod Stewart and they became vampires who haunted the dark nights of old England.

    The ground began to shake knocking all the elves of their feet and on their chubby little behinds.

    The first elve got back up and then the rest all died, Barry Manilow laughed hystericaly because he hated the little critters. But sang anyway, torturing everyone around but then they listened as they realised his vampire teeth then someone came along and slayed the Vampire Barry Manilow and rod stewart killing off all the Vampires in the world.

    The new world was full of ass holes, democrats and shit eaters who eat shit. Now the snow came completely covering the streets in a icy white blanket.

    The cold set in for the for the longterm and became bitter. There was no Mist as the sun rose high up above the germany. The Planes soared through the sky like real majestical creatures of the dark night
     
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    long time after his fall, Osama Bin Laden went to kill George W. Bush. But lost his turban. He searched for the toilet and drowned in it. Turbanless, he molested himself, whilst drinking his glass of vodka to supress his nerves on the kinky prostitute, he killed because she laughed at the fur coat been pink and fluffy. He was embarrased at such a colorful goat, that he ran straight for its throat to cut. He then saw George W. Bush and killed his poodle on the front lawn. then killed Geaorge W. Bush and his wife. Then Tony Blair Killed Osama's mom and spanked Osama's sister. Meanwhile Jeffery went ballistic and called Sedric's mobile phone, ordering an attack against Luxunberge because his vacation sucked, and wanted Revenge. Osama becomes retarded then dies terribly fast in Pakistan.

    Barry Manilow then decides to form a jazz band which has a clown and a hobo that is until the clown dies of happiness.
    Barry Manilow cries why? Why can't I find Bettyboo, my long lost girl.
    Barry Manilow the theiving scoundral, decided to steal the que ball but got shot with an infected mad cow who was blind drunk. The cow decided to moo gleefully while watching Penguins.

    Then He took Freddrik the puff dragon bong he was, and they were all naughty but scared of Sweeny Todd who smelt of strawberrys and candy. But then they found a horse so they mounted it and went for a ride through the forest were the nuns live.

    Now the Nuns decided to take a really long shit because they like shitting in the bloody woods at night.
    But the fairies were watching them doing this horrific shittting on their blooming dazies. So they decided to revolt against these nuns and killed em all tradgically.

    Now Barry manilow started singing, in the London were people hated listening to him and starting throwing tomatoes and cabages that could eat through the skin. Barry Manilow ran, but he stumbled from the stage, splitting his head but got rescued by Rod Stewart and they became vampires who haunted the dark nights of old England.

    The ground began to shake knocking all the elves of their feet and on their chubby little behinds.

    The first elve got back up and then the rest all died, Barry Manilow laughed hystericaly because he hated the little critters. But sang anyway, torturing everyone around but then they listened as they realised his vampire teeth then someone came along and slayed the Vampire Barry Manilow and rod stewart killing off all the Vampires in the world.

    The new world was full of ass holes, democrats and shit eaters who eat shit. Now the snow came completely covering the streets in a icy white blanket.

    The cold set in for the for the longterm and became bitter. There was no Mist as the sun rose high up above the germany. The Planes soared through the sky like real majestical creatures of the dark night scouring the earth
     
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    long time after his fall, Osama Bin Laden went to kill George W. Bush. But lost his turban. He searched for the toilet and drowned in it. Turbanless, he molested himself, whilst drinking his glass of vodka to supress his nerves on the kinky prostitute, he killed because she laughed at the fur coat been pink and fluffy. He was embarrased at such a colorful goat, that he ran straight for its throat to cut. He then saw George W. Bush and killed his poodle on the front lawn. then killed Geaorge W. Bush and his wife. Then Tony Blair Killed Osama's mom and spanked Osama's sister. Meanwhile Jeffery went ballistic and called Sedric's mobile phone, ordering an attack against Luxunberge because his vacation sucked, and wanted Revenge. Osama becomes retarded then dies terribly fast in Pakistan.

    Barry Manilow then decides to form a jazz band which has a clown and a hobo that is until the clown dies of happiness.
    Barry Manilow cries why? Why can't I find Bettyboo, my long lost girl.
    Barry Manilow the theiving scoundral, decided to steal the que ball but got shot with an infected mad cow who was blind drunk. The cow decided to moo gleefully while watching Penguins.

    Then He took Freddrik the puff dragon bong he was, and they were all naughty but scared of Sweeny Todd who smelt of strawberrys and candy. But then they found a horse so they mounted it and went for a ride through the forest were the nuns live.

    Now the Nuns decided to take a really long shit because they like shitting in the bloody woods at night.
    But the fairies were watching them doing this horrific shittting on their blooming dazies. So they decided to revolt against these nuns and killed em all tradgically.

    Now Barry manilow started singing, in the London were people hated listening to him and starting throwing tomatoes and cabages that could eat through the skin. Barry Manilow ran, but he stumbled from the stage, splitting his head but got rescued by Rod Stewart and they became vampires who haunted the dark nights of old England.

    The ground began to shake knocking all the elves of their feet and on their chubby little behinds.

    The first elve got back up and then the rest all died, Barry Manilow laughed hystericaly because he hated the little critters. But sang anyway, torturing everyone around but then they listened as they realised his vampire teeth then someone came along and slayed the Vampire Barry Manilow and rod stewart killing off all the Vampires in the world.

    The new world was full of ass holes, democrats and shit eaters who eat shit. Now the snow came completely covering the streets in a icy white blanket.

    The cold set in for the for the longterm and became bitter. There was no Mist as the sun rose high up above the germany. The Planes soared through the sky like real majestical creatures of the dark night scouring the earth.
    The Earth Combust killing everyone and everything.
     
  9. ariella

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    long time after his fall, Osama Bin Laden went to kill George W. Bush. But lost his turban. He searched for the toilet and drowned in it. Turbanless, he molested himself, whilst drinking his glass of vodka to supress his nerves on the kinky prostitute, he killed because she laughed at the fur coat been pink and fluffy. He was embarrased at such a colorful goat, that he ran straight for its throat to cut. He then saw George W. Bush and killed his poodle on the front lawn. then killed Geaorge W. Bush and his wife. Then Tony Blair Killed Osama's mom and spanked Osama's sister. Meanwhile Jeffery went ballistic and called Sedric's mobile phone, ordering an attack against Luxunberge because his vacation sucked, and wanted Revenge. Osama becomes retarded then dies terribly fast in Pakistan.

    Barry Manilow then decides to form a jazz band which has a clown and a hobo that is until the clown dies of happiness.
    Barry Manilow cries why? Why can't I find Bettyboo, my long lost girl.
    Barry Manilow the theiving scoundral, decided to steal the que ball but got shot with an infected mad cow who was blind drunk. The cow decided to moo gleefully while watching Penguins.

    Then He took Freddrik the puff dragon bong he was, and they were all naughty but scared of Sweeny Todd who smelt of strawberrys and candy. But then they found a horse so they mounted it and went for a ride through the forest were the nuns live.

    Now the Nuns decided to take a really long shit because they like shitting in the bloody woods at night.
    But the fairies were watching them doing this horrific shittting on their blooming dazies. So they decided to revolt against these nuns and killed em all tradgically.

    Now Barry manilow started singing, in the London were people hated listening to him and starting throwing tomatoes and cabages that could eat through the skin. Barry Manilow ran, but he stumbled from the stage, splitting his head but got rescued by Rod Stewart and they became vampires who haunted the dark nights of old England.

    The ground began to shake knocking all the elves of their feet and on their chubby little behinds.

    The first elve got back up and then the rest all died, Barry Manilow laughed hystericaly because he hated the little critters. But sang anyway, torturing everyone around but then they listened as they realised his vampire teeth then someone came along and slayed the Vampire Barry Manilow and rod stewart killing off all the Vampires in the world.

    The new world was full of ass holes, democrats and shit eaters who eat shit. Now the snow came completely covering the streets in a icy white blanket.

    The cold set in for the for the longterm and became bitter. There was no Mist as the sun rose high up above the germany. The Planes soared through the sky like real majestical creatures of the dark night scouring the earth.
    The Earth Combust killing everyone and everything. Opening a wormhole
     
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    long time after his fall, Osama Bin Laden went to kill George W. Bush. But lost his turban. He searched for the toilet and drowned in it. Turbanless, he molested himself, whilst drinking his glass of vodka to supress his nerves on the kinky prostitute, he killed because she laughed at the fur coat been pink and fluffy. He was embarrased at such a colorful goat, that he ran straight for its throat to cut. He then saw George W. Bush and killed his poodle on the front lawn. then killed Geaorge W. Bush and his wife. Then Tony Blair Killed Osama's mom and spanked Osama's sister. Meanwhile Jeffery went ballistic and called Sedric's mobile phone, ordering an attack against Luxunberge because his vacation sucked, and wanted Revenge. Osama becomes retarded then dies terribly fast in Pakistan.

    Barry Manilow then decides to form a jazz band which has a clown and a hobo that is until the clown dies of happiness.
    Barry Manilow cries why? Why can't I find Bettyboo, my long lost girl.
    Barry Manilow the theiving scoundral, decided to steal the que ball but got shot with an infected mad cow who was blind drunk. The cow decided to moo gleefully while watching Penguins.

    Then He took Freddrik the puff dragon bong he was, and they were all naughty but scared of Sweeny Todd who smelt of strawberrys and candy. But then they found a horse so they mounted it and went for a ride through the forest were the nuns live.

    Now the Nuns decided to take a really long shit because they like shitting in the bloody woods at night.
    But the fairies were watching them doing this horrific shittting on their blooming dazies. So they decided to revolt against these nuns and killed em all tradgically.

    Now Barry manilow started singing, in the London were people hated listening to him and starting throwing tomatoes and cabages that could eat through the skin. Barry Manilow ran, but he stumbled from the stage, splitting his head but got rescued by Rod Stewart and they became vampires who haunted the dark nights of old England.

    The ground began to shake knocking all the elves of their feet and on their chubby little behinds.

    The first elve got back up and then the rest all died, Barry Manilow laughed hystericaly because he hated the little critters. But sang anyway, torturing everyone around but then they listened as they realised his vampire teeth then someone came along and slayed the Vampire Barry Manilow and rod stewart killing off all the Vampires in the world.

    The new world was full of ass holes, democrats and shit eaters who eat shit. Now the snow came completely covering the streets in a icy white blanket.

    The cold set in for the for the longterm and became bitter. There was no Mist as the sun rose high up above the germany. The Planes soared through the sky like real majestical creatures of the dark night scouring the earth.
    The Earth Combust killing everyone and everything. Opening a wormhole of destruction impossible
     
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    long time after his fall, Osama Bin Laden went to kill George W. Bush. But lost his turban. He searched for the toilet and drowned in it. Turbanless, he molested himself, whilst drinking his glass of vodka to supress his nerves on the kinky prostitute, he killed because she laughed at the fur coat been pink and fluffy. He was embarrased at such a colorful goat, that he ran straight for its throat to cut. He then saw George W. Bush and killed his poodle on the front lawn. then killed Geaorge W. Bush and his wife. Then Tony Blair Killed Osama's mom and spanked Osama's sister. Meanwhile Jeffery went ballistic and called Sedric's mobile phone, ordering an attack against Luxunberge because his vacation sucked, and wanted Revenge. Osama becomes retarded then dies terribly fast in Pakistan.

    Barry Manilow then decides to form a jazz band which has a clown and a hobo that is until the clown dies of happiness.
    Barry Manilow cries why? Why can't I find Bettyboo, my long lost girl.
    Barry Manilow the theiving scoundral, decided to steal the que ball but got shot with an infected mad cow who was blind drunk. The cow decided to moo gleefully while watching Penguins.

    Then He took Freddrik the puff dragon bong he was, and they were all naughty but scared of Sweeny Todd who smelt of strawberrys and candy. But then they found a horse so they mounted it and went for a ride through the forest were the nuns live.

    Now the Nuns decided to take a really long shit because they like shitting in the bloody woods at night.
    But the fairies were watching them doing this horrific shittting on their blooming dazies. So they decided to revolt against these nuns and killed em all tradgically.

    Now Barry manilow started singing, in the London were people hated listening to him and starting throwing tomatoes and cabages that could eat through the skin. Barry Manilow ran, but he stumbled from the stage, splitting his head but got rescued by Rod Stewart and they became vampires who haunted the dark nights of old England.

    The ground began to shake knocking all the elves of their feet and on their chubby little behinds.

    The first elve got back up and then the rest all died, Barry Manilow laughed hystericaly because he hated the little critters. But sang anyway, torturing everyone around but then they listened as they realised his vampire teeth then someone came along and slayed the Vampire Barry Manilow and rod stewart killing off all the Vampires in the world.

    The new world was full of ass holes, democrats and shit eaters who eat shit. Now the snow came completely covering the streets in a icy white blanket.

    The cold set in for the for the longterm and became bitter. There was no Mist as the sun rose high up above the germany. The Planes soared through the sky like real majestical creatures of the dark night scouring the earth.
    The Earth Combust killing everyone and everything. Opening a wormhole of destruction impossible for anyone to
     
  12. Myst

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    long time after his fall, Osama Bin Laden went to kill George W. Bush. But lost his turban. He searched for the toilet and drowned in it. Turbanless, he molested himself, whilst drinking his glass of vodka to supress his nerves on the kinky prostitute, he killed because she laughed at the fur coat been pink and fluffy. He was embarrased at such a colorful goat, that he ran straight for its throat to cut. He then saw George W. Bush and killed his poodle on the front lawn. then killed Geaorge W. Bush and his wife. Then Tony Blair Killed Osama's mom and spanked Osama's sister. Meanwhile Jeffery went ballistic and called Sedric's mobile phone, ordering an attack against Luxunberge because his vacation sucked, and wanted Revenge. Osama becomes retarded then dies terribly fast in Pakistan.

    Barry Manilow then decides to form a jazz band which has a clown and a hobo that is until the clown dies of happiness.
    Barry Manilow cries why? Why can't I find Bettyboo, my long lost girl.
    Barry Manilow the theiving scoundral, decided to steal the que ball but got shot with an infected mad cow who was blind drunk. The cow decided to moo gleefully while watching Penguins.

    Then He took Freddrik the puff dragon bong he was, and they were all naughty but scared of Sweeny Todd who smelt of strawberrys and candy. But then they found a horse so they mounted it and went for a ride through the forest were the nuns live.

    Now the Nuns decided to take a really long shit because they like shitting in the bloody woods at night.
    But the fairies were watching them doing this horrific shittting on their blooming dazies. So they decided to revolt against these nuns and killed em all tradgically.

    Now Barry manilow started singing, in the London were people hated listening to him and starting throwing tomatoes and cabages that could eat through the skin. Barry Manilow ran, but he stumbled from the stage, splitting his head but got rescued by Rod Stewart and they became vampires who haunted the dark nights of old England.

    The ground began to shake knocking all the elves of their feet and on their chubby little behinds.

    The first elve got back up and then the rest all died, Barry Manilow laughed hystericaly because he hated the little critters. But sang anyway, torturing everyone around but then they listened as they realised his vampire teeth then someone came along and slayed the Vampire Barry Manilow and rod stewart killing off all the Vampires in the world.

    The new world was full of ass holes, democrats and shit eaters who eat shit. Now the snow came completely covering the streets in a icy white blanket.

    The cold set in for the for the longterm and became bitter. There was no Mist as the sun rose high up above the germany. The Planes soared through the sky like real majestical creatures of the dark night scouring the earth.
    The Earth Combust killing everyone and everything. Opening a wormhole of destruction impossible for anyone to actually piss in
     
  13. Vroom Vroom Daddy

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  14. Myst

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    A long time after his fall, Osama Bin Laden went to kill George W. Bush. But lost his turban. He searched for the toilet and drowned in it. Turbanless, he molested himself, whilst drinking his glass of vodka to supress his nerves on the kinky prostitute, he killed because she laughed at the fur coat been pink and fluffy. He was embarrased at such a colorful goat, that he ran straight for its throat to cut. He then saw George W. Bush and killed his poodle on the front lawn. then killed Geaorge W. Bush and his wife. Then Tony Blair Killed Osama's mom and spanked Osama's sister. Meanwhile Jeffery went ballistic and called Sedric's mobile phone, ordering an attack against Luxunberge because his vacation sucked, and wanted Revenge. Osama becomes retarded then dies terribly fast in Pakistan.

    Barry Manilow then decides to form a jazz band which has a clown and a hobo that is until the clown dies of happiness.
    Barry Manilow cries why? Why can't I find Bettyboo, my long lost girl.
    Barry Manilow the theiving scoundral, decided to steal the que ball but got shot with an infected mad cow who was blind drunk. The cow decided to moo gleefully while watching Penguins.

    Then He took Freddrik the puff dragon bong he was, and they were all naughty but scared of Sweeny Todd who smelt of strawberrys and candy. But then they found a horse so they mounted it and went for a ride through the forest were the nuns live.

    Now the Nuns decided to take a really long shit because they like shitting in the bloody woods at night.
    But the fairies were watching them doing this horrific shittting on their blooming dazies. So they decided to revolt against these nuns and killed em all tradgically.

    Now Barry manilow started singing, in the London were people hated listening to him and starting throwing tomatoes and cabages that could eat through the skin. Barry Manilow ran, but he stumbled from the stage, splitting his head but got rescued by Rod Stewart and they became vampires who haunted the dark nights of old England.

    The ground began to shake knocking all the elves of their feet and on their chubby little behinds.

    The first elve got back up and then the rest all died, Barry Manilow laughed hystericaly because he hated the little critters. But sang anyway, torturing everyone around but then they listened as they realised his vampire teeth then someone came along and slayed the Vampire Barry Manilow and rod stewart killing off all the Vampires in the world.

    The new world was full of ass holes, democrats and shit eaters who eat shit. Now the snow came completely covering the streets in a icy white blanket.

    The cold set in for the for the longterm and became bitter. There was no Mist as the sun rose high up above the germany. The Planes soared through the sky like real majestical creatures of the dark night scouring the earth.
    The Earth Combust killing everyone and everything. Opening a wormhole of destruction impossible for anyone to actually piss in, like an overgrown psychotic giraffe sodomiser
     
  15. ItalianStallion

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    A long time after his fall, Osama Bin Laden went to kill George W. Bush. But lost his turban. He searched for the toilet and drowned in it. Turbanless, he molested himself, whilst drinking his glass of vodka to supress his nerves on the kinky prostitute, he killed because she laughed at the fur coat been pink and fluffy. He was embarrased at such a colorful goat, that he ran straight for its throat to cut. He then saw George W. Bush and killed his poodle on the front lawn. then killed Geaorge W. Bush and his wife. Then Tony Blair Killed Osama's mom and spanked Osama's sister. Meanwhile Jeffery went ballistic and called Sedric's mobile phone, ordering an attack against Luxunberge because his vacation sucked, and wanted Revenge. Osama becomes retarded then dies terribly fast in Pakistan.

    Barry Manilow then decides to form a jazz band which has a clown and a hobo that is until the clown dies of happiness.
    Barry Manilow cries why? Why can't I find Bettyboo, my long lost girl.
    Barry Manilow the theiving scoundral, decided to steal the que ball but got shot with an infected mad cow who was blind drunk. The cow decided to moo gleefully while watching Penguins.

    Then He took Freddrik the puff dragon bong he was, and they were all naughty but scared of Sweeny Todd who smelt of strawberrys and candy. But then they found a horse so they mounted it and went for a ride through the forest were the nuns live.

    Now the Nuns decided to take a really long shit because they like shitting in the bloody woods at night.
    But the fairies were watching them doing this horrific shittting on their blooming dazies. So they decided to revolt against these nuns and killed em all tradgically.

    Now Barry manilow started singing, in the London were people hated listening to him and starting throwing tomatoes and cabages that could eat through the skin. Barry Manilow ran, but he stumbled from the stage, splitting his head but got rescued by Rod Stewart and they became vampires who haunted the dark nights of old England.

    The ground began to shake knocking all the elves of their feet and on their chubby little behinds.

    The first elve got back up and then the rest all died, Barry Manilow laughed hystericaly because he hated the little critters. But sang anyway, torturing everyone around but then they listened as they realised his vampire teeth then someone came along and slayed the Vampire Barry Manilow and rod stewart killing off all the Vampires in the world.

    The new world was full of ass holes, democrats and shit eaters who eat shit. Now the snow came completely covering the streets in a icy white blanket.

    The cold set in for the for the longterm and became bitter. There was no Mist as the sun rose high up above the germany. The Planes soared through the sky like real majestical creatures of the dark night scouring the earth.
    The Earth Combust killing everyone and everything. Opening a wormhole of destruction impossible for anyone to actually piss in, like an overgrown psychotic giraffe sodomiser, killer, and peeping
     
  16. ariella

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    A long time after his fall, Osama Bin Laden went to kill George W. Bush. But lost his turban. He searched for the toilet and drowned in it. Turbanless, he molested himself, whilst drinking his glass of vodka to supress his nerves on the kinky prostitute, he killed because she laughed at the fur coat been pink and fluffy. He was embarrased at such a colorful goat, that he ran straight for its throat to cut. He then saw George W. Bush and killed his poodle on the front lawn. then killed Geaorge W. Bush and his wife. Then Tony Blair Killed Osama's mom and spanked Osama's sister. Meanwhile Jeffery went ballistic and called Sedric's mobile phone, ordering an attack against Luxunberge because his vacation sucked, and wanted Revenge. Osama becomes retarded then dies terribly fast in Pakistan.

    Barry Manilow then decides to form a jazz band which has a clown and a hobo that is until the clown dies of happiness.
    Barry Manilow cries why? Why can't I find Bettyboo, my long lost girl.
    Barry Manilow the theiving scoundral, decided to steal the que ball but got shot with an infected mad cow who was blind drunk. The cow decided to moo gleefully while watching Penguins.

    Then He took Freddrik the puff dragon bong he was, and they were all naughty but scared of Sweeny Todd who smelt of strawberrys and candy. But then they found a horse so they mounted it and went for a ride through the forest were the nuns live.

    Now the Nuns decided to take a really long shit because they like shitting in the bloody woods at night.
    But the fairies were watching them doing this horrific shittting on their blooming dazies. So they decided to revolt against these nuns and killed em all tradgically.

    Now Barry manilow started singing, in the London were people hated listening to him and starting throwing tomatoes and cabages that could eat through the skin. Barry Manilow ran, but he stumbled from the stage, splitting his head but got rescued by Rod Stewart and they became vampires who haunted the dark nights of old England.

    The ground began to shake knocking all the elves of their feet and on their chubby little behinds.

    The first elve got back up and then the rest all died, Barry Manilow laughed hystericaly because he hated the little critters. But sang anyway, torturing everyone around but then they listened as they realised his vampire teeth then someone came along and slayed the Vampire Barry Manilow and rod stewart killing off all the Vampires in the world.

    The new world was full of ass holes, democrats and shit eaters who eat shit. Now the snow came completely covering the streets in a icy white blanket.

    The cold set in for the for the longterm and became bitter. There was no Mist as the sun rose high up above the germany. The Planes soared through the sky like real majestical creatures of the dark night scouring the earth.
    The Earth Combust killing everyone and everything. Opening a wormhole of destruction impossible for anyone to actually piss in, like an overgrown psychotic giraffe sodomiser, killer, and peeping through a portal
     
  17. Raven

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    A long time after his fall, Osama Bin Laden went to kill George W. Bush. But lost his turban. He searched for the toilet and drowned in it. Turbanless, he molested himself, whilst drinking his glass of vodka to supress his nerves on the kinky prostitute, he killed because she laughed at the fur coat been pink and fluffy. He was embarrased at such a colorful goat, that he ran straight for its throat to cut. He then saw George W. Bush and killed his poodle on the front lawn. then killed Geaorge W. Bush and his wife. Then Tony Blair Killed Osama's mom and spanked Osama's sister. Meanwhile Jeffery went ballistic and called Sedric's mobile phone, ordering an attack against Luxunberge because his vacation sucked, and wanted Revenge. Osama becomes retarded then dies terribly fast in Pakistan.

    Barry Manilow then decides to form a jazz band which has a clown and a hobo that is until the clown dies of happiness.
    Barry Manilow cries why? Why can't I find Bettyboo, my long lost girl.
    Barry Manilow the theiving scoundral, decided to steal the que ball but got shot with an infected mad cow who was blind drunk. The cow decided to moo gleefully while watching Penguins.

    Then He took Freddrik the puff dragon bong he was, and they were all naughty but scared of Sweeny Todd who smelt of strawberrys and candy. But then they found a horse so they mounted it and went for a ride through the forest were the nuns live.

    Now the Nuns decided to take a really long shit because they like shitting in the bloody woods at night.
    But the fairies were watching them doing this horrific shittting on their blooming dazies. So they decided to revolt against these nuns and killed em all tradgically.

    Now Barry manilow started singing, in the London were people hated listening to him and starting throwing tomatoes and cabages that could eat through the skin. Barry Manilow ran, but he stumbled from the stage, splitting his head but got rescued by Rod Stewart and they became vampires who haunted the dark nights of old England.

    The ground began to shake knocking all the elves of their feet and on their chubby little behinds.

    The first elve got back up and then the rest all died, Barry Manilow laughed hystericaly because he hated the little critters. But sang anyway, torturing everyone around but then they listened as they realised his vampire teeth then someone came along and slayed the Vampire Barry Manilow and rod stewart killing off all the Vampires in the world.

    The new world was full of ass holes, democrats and shit eaters who eat shit. Now the snow came completely covering the streets in a icy white blanket.

    The cold set in for the for the longterm and became bitter. There was no Mist as the sun rose high up above the germany. The Planes soared through the sky like real majestical creatures of the dark night scouring the earth.
    The Earth Combust killing everyone and everything. Opening a wormhole of destruction impossible for anyone to actually piss in, like an overgrown psychotic giraffe sodomiser, killer, and peeping through a portal
    came the biggest
     
  18. ariella

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    A long time after his fall, Osama Bin Laden went to kill George W. Bush. But lost his turban. He searched for the toilet and drowned in it. Turbanless, he molested himself, whilst drinking his glass of vodka to supress his nerves on the kinky prostitute, he killed because she laughed at the fur coat been pink and fluffy. He was embarrased at such a colorful goat, that he ran straight for its throat to cut. He then saw George W. Bush and killed his poodle on the front lawn. then killed Geaorge W. Bush and his wife. Then Tony Blair Killed Osama's mom and spanked Osama's sister. Meanwhile Jeffery went ballistic and called Sedric's mobile phone, ordering an attack against Luxunberge because his vacation sucked, and wanted Revenge. Osama becomes retarded then dies terribly fast in Pakistan.

    Barry Manilow then decides to form a jazz band which has a clown and a hobo that is until the clown dies of happiness.
    Barry Manilow cries why? Why can't I find Bettyboo, my long lost girl.
    Barry Manilow the theiving scoundral, decided to steal the que ball but got shot with an infected mad cow who was blind drunk. The cow decided to moo gleefully while watching Penguins.

    Then He took Freddrik the puff dragon bong he was, and they were all naughty but scared of Sweeny Todd who smelt of strawberrys and candy. But then they found a horse so they mounted it and went for a ride through the forest were the nuns live.

    Now the Nuns decided to take a really long shit because they like shitting in the bloody woods at night.
    But the fairies were watching them doing this horrific shittting on their blooming dazies. So they decided to revolt against these nuns and killed em all tradgically.

    Now Barry manilow started singing, in the London were people hated listening to him and starting throwing tomatoes and cabages that could eat through the skin. Barry Manilow ran, but he stumbled from the stage, splitting his head but got rescued by Rod Stewart and they became vampires who haunted the dark nights of old England.

    The ground began to shake knocking all the elves of their feet and on their chubby little behinds.

    The first elve got back up and then the rest all died, Barry Manilow laughed hystericaly because he hated the little critters. But sang anyway, torturing everyone around but then they listened as they realised his vampire teeth then someone came along and slayed the Vampire Barry Manilow and rod stewart killing off all the Vampires in the world.

    The new world was full of ass holes, democrats and shit eaters who eat shit. Now the snow came completely covering the streets in a icy white blanket.

    The cold set in for the for the longterm and became bitter. There was no Mist as the sun rose high up above the germany. The Planes soared through the sky like real majestical creatures of the dark night scouring the earth.
    The Earth Combust killing everyone and everything. Opening a wormhole of destruction impossible for anyone to actually piss in, like an overgrown psychotic giraffe sodomiser, killer, and peeping through a portal
    came the biggest fright of his
     
  19. Torana

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    A long time after his fall, Osama Bin Laden went to kill George W. Bush. But lost his turban. He searched for the toilet and drowned in it. Turbanless, he molested himself, whilst drinking his glass of vodka to supress his nerves on the kinky prostitute, he killed because she laughed at the fur coat been pink and fluffy. He was embarrased at such a colorful goat, that he ran straight for its throat to cut. He then saw George W. Bush and killed his poodle on the front lawn. then killed Geaorge W. Bush and his wife. Then Tony Blair Killed Osama's mom and spanked Osama's sister. Meanwhile Jeffery went ballistic and called Sedric's mobile phone, ordering an attack against Luxunberge because his vacation sucked, and wanted Revenge. Osama becomes retarded then dies terribly fast in Pakistan.

    Barry Manilow then decides to form a jazz band which has a clown and a hobo that is until the clown dies of happiness.
    Barry Manilow cries why? Why can't I find Bettyboo, my long lost girl.
    Barry Manilow the theiving scoundral, decided to steal the que ball but got shot with an infected mad cow who was blind drunk. The cow decided to moo gleefully while watching Penguins.

    Then He took Freddrik the puff dragon bong he was, and they were all naughty but scared of Sweeny Todd who smelt of strawberrys and candy. But then they found a horse so they mounted it and went for a ride through the forest were the nuns live.

    Now the Nuns decided to take a really long shit because they like shitting in the bloody woods at night.
    But the fairies were watching them doing this horrific shittting on their blooming dazies. So they decided to revolt against these nuns and killed em all tradgically.

    Now Barry manilow started singing, in the London were people hated listening to him and starting throwing tomatoes and cabages that could eat through the skin. Barry Manilow ran, but he stumbled from the stage, splitting his head but got rescued by Rod Stewart and they became vampires who haunted the dark nights of old England.

    The ground began to shake knocking all the elves of their feet and on their chubby little behinds.

    The first elve got back up and then the rest all died, Barry Manilow laughed hystericaly because he hated the little critters. But sang anyway, torturing everyone around but then they listened as they realised his vampire teeth then someone came along and slayed the Vampire Barry Manilow and rod stewart killing off all the Vampires in the world.

    The new world was full of ass holes, democrats and shit eaters who eat shit. Now the snow came completely covering the streets in a icy white blanket.

    The cold set in for the for the longterm and became bitter. There was no Mist as the sun rose high up above the germany. The Planes soared through the sky like real majestical creatures of the dark night scouring the earth.
    The Earth Combust killing everyone and everything. Opening a wormhole of destruction impossible for anyone to actually piss in, like an overgrown psychotic giraffe sodomiser, killer, and peeping through a portal
    came the biggest fright of his life. What could
     
  20. Night Haunter

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    A long time after his fall, Osama Bin Laden went to kill George W. Bush. But lost his turban. He searched for the toilet and drowned in it. Turbanless, he molested himself, whilst drinking his glass of vodka to supress his nerves on the kinky prostitute, he killed because she laughed at the fur coat been pink and fluffy. He was embarrased at such a colorful goat, that he ran straight for its throat to cut. He then saw George W. Bush and killed his poodle on the front lawn. then killed Geaorge W. Bush and his wife. Then Tony Blair Killed Osama's mom and spanked Osama's sister. Meanwhile Jeffery went ballistic and called Sedric's mobile phone, ordering an attack against Luxunberge because his vacation sucked, and wanted Revenge. Osama becomes retarded then dies terribly fast in Pakistan.

    Barry Manilow then decides to form a jazz band which has a clown and a hobo that is until the clown dies of happiness.
    Barry Manilow cries why? Why can't I find Bettyboo, my long lost girl.
    Barry Manilow the theiving scoundral, decided to steal the que ball but got shot with an infected mad cow who was blind drunk. The cow decided to moo gleefully while watching Penguins.

    Then He took Freddrik the puff dragon bong he was, and they were all naughty but scared of Sweeny Todd who smelt of strawberrys and candy. But then they found a horse so they mounted it and went for a ride through the forest were the nuns live.

    Now the Nuns decided to take a really long shit because they like shitting in the bloody woods at night.
    But the fairies were watching them doing this horrific shittting on their blooming dazies. So they decided to revolt against these nuns and killed em all tradgically.

    Now Barry manilow started singing, in the London were people hated listening to him and starting throwing tomatoes and cabages that could eat through the skin. Barry Manilow ran, but he stumbled from the stage, splitting his head but got rescued by Rod Stewart and they became vampires who haunted the dark nights of old England.

    The ground began to shake knocking all the elves of their feet and on their chubby little behinds.

    The first elve got back up and then the rest all died, Barry Manilow laughed hystericaly because he hated the little critters. But sang anyway, torturing everyone around but then they listened as they realised his vampire teeth then someone came along and slayed the Vampire Barry Manilow and rod stewart killing off all the Vampires in the world.

    The new world was full of ass holes, democrats and shit eaters who eat shit. Now the snow came completely covering the streets in a icy white blanket.

    The cold set in for the for the longterm and became bitter. There was no Mist as the sun rose high up above the germany. The Planes soared through the sky like real majestical creatures of the dark night scouring the earth.
    The Earth Combust killing everyone and everything. Opening a wormhole of destruction impossible for anyone to actually piss in, like an overgrown psychotic giraffe sodomiser, killer, and peeping through a portal
    came the biggest fright of his life. What could he do but ascend
     
  21. Raven

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    A long time after his fall, Osama Bin Laden went to kill George W. Bush. But lost his turban. He searched for the toilet and drowned in it. Turbanless, he molested himself, whilst drinking his glass of vodka to supress his nerves on the kinky prostitute, he killed because she laughed at the fur coat been pink and fluffy. He was embarrased at such a colorful goat, that he ran straight for its throat to cut. He then saw George W. Bush and killed his poodle on the front lawn. then killed Geaorge W. Bush and his wife. Then Tony Blair Killed Osama's mom and spanked Osama's sister. Meanwhile Jeffery went ballistic and called Sedric's mobile phone, ordering an attack against Luxunberge because his vacation sucked, and wanted Revenge. Osama becomes retarded then dies terribly fast in Pakistan.

    Barry Manilow then decides to form a jazz band which has a clown and a hobo that is until the clown dies of happiness.
    Barry Manilow cries why? Why can't I find Bettyboo, my long lost girl.
    Barry Manilow the theiving scoundral, decided to steal the que ball but got shot with an infected mad cow who was blind drunk. The cow decided to moo gleefully while watching Penguins.

    Then He took Freddrik the puff dragon bong he was, and they were all naughty but scared of Sweeny Todd who smelt of strawberrys and candy. But then they found a horse so they mounted it and went for a ride through the forest were the nuns live.

    Now the Nuns decided to take a really long **** because they like ****ting in the bloody woods at night.
    But the fairies were watching them doing this horrific ****tting on their blooming dazies. So they decided to revolt against these nuns and killed em all tradgically.

    Now Barry manilow started singing, in the London were people hated listening to him and starting throwing tomatoes and cabages that could eat through the skin. Barry Manilow ran, but he stumbled from the stage, splitting his head but got rescued by Rod Stewart and they became vampires who haunted the dark nights of old England.

    The ground began to shake knocking all the elves of their feet and on their chubby little behinds.

    The first elve got back up and then the rest all died, Barry Manilow laughed hystericaly because he hated the little critters. But sang anyway, torturing everyone around but then they listened as they realised his vampire teeth then someone came along and slayed the Vampire Barry Manilow and rod stewart killing off all the Vampires in the world.

    The new world was full of ass holes, democrats and **** eaters who eat ****. Now the snow came completely covering the streets in a icy white blanket.

    The cold set in for the for the longterm and became bitter. There was no Mist as the sun rose high up above the germany. The Planes soared through the sky like real majestical creatures of the dark night scouring the earth.
    The Earth Combust killing everyone and everything. Opening a wormhole of destruction impossible for anyone to actually piss in, like an overgrown psychotic giraffe sodomiser, killer, and peeping through a portal
    came the biggest fright of his life. What could he do but ascend to the big
     
  22. Torana

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    A long time after his fall, Osama Bin Laden went to kill George W. Bush. But lost his turban. He searched for the toilet and drowned in it. Turbanless, he molested himself, whilst drinking his glass of vodka to supress his nerves on the kinky prostitute, he killed because she laughed at the fur coat been pink and fluffy. He was embarrased at such a colorful goat, that he ran straight for its throat to cut. He then saw George W. Bush and killed his poodle on the front lawn. then killed Geaorge W. Bush and his wife. Then Tony Blair Killed Osama's mom and spanked Osama's sister. Meanwhile Jeffery went ballistic and called Sedric's mobile phone, ordering an attack against Luxunberge because his vacation sucked, and wanted Revenge. Osama becomes retarded then dies terribly fast in Pakistan.

    Barry Manilow then decides to form a jazz band which has a clown and a hobo that is until the clown dies of happiness.
    Barry Manilow cries why? Why can't I find Bettyboo, my long lost girl.
    Barry Manilow the theiving scoundral, decided to steal the que ball but got shot with an infected mad cow who was blind drunk. The cow decided to moo gleefully while watching Penguins.

    Then He took Freddrik the puff dragon bong he was, and they were all naughty but scared of Sweeny Todd who smelt of strawberrys and candy. But then they found a horse so they mounted it and went for a ride through the forest were the nuns live.

    Now the Nuns decided to take a really long **** because they like ****ting in the bloody woods at night.
    But the fairies were watching them doing this horrific ****tting on their blooming dazies. So they decided to revolt against these nuns and killed em all tradgically.

    Now Barry manilow started singing, in the London were people hated listening to him and starting throwing tomatoes and cabages that could eat through the skin. Barry Manilow ran, but he stumbled from the stage, splitting his head but got rescued by Rod Stewart and they became vampires who haunted the dark nights of old England.

    The ground began to shake knocking all the elves of their feet and on their chubby little behinds.

    The first elve got back up and then the rest all died, Barry Manilow laughed hystericaly because he hated the little critters. But sang anyway, torturing everyone around but then they listened as they realised his vampire teeth then someone came along and slayed the Vampire Barry Manilow and rod stewart killing off all the Vampires in the world.

    The new world was full of ass holes, democrats and **** eaters who eat ****. Now the snow came completely covering the streets in a icy white blanket.

    The cold set in for the for the longterm and became bitter. There was no Mist as the sun rose high up above the germany. The Planes soared through the sky like real majestical creatures of the dark night scouring the earth.
    The Earth Combust killing everyone and everything. Opening a wormhole of destruction impossible for anyone to actually piss in, like an overgrown psychotic giraffe sodomiser, killer, and peeping through a portal
    came the biggest fright of his life. What could he do but ascend to the big pillar that faced
     

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