No...I am not that vain...in terms of writing ability, but I have been good. Too good. I have never got into trouble with the law. Clean background, no vehicle accidents, no speeding tickets, nothing... But I have a character that is likewise, except he gets fired as a Federal Agent because he fraternizes with a woman he is investigating. When he is fired, he kind of losses it and gives his boss 2 shiners and a broken nose. I assume the law would frown on that and he would go to jail, have to post bond, and be let go. But how much money to be let out? And also how long would it take to go from arrest to free?