"... and as this thread rounds the infamous bend to Page 9, it's losing its traction and rear ends are fishtailing more than Un Poisson qui s'appelle Wanda. Terry, I don't know about you, but I think we're in for a pile-up as big as last year's. What do you think?" "Well, Ted, I hate to be the one to constantly nay-say that turn to Page 9, but history cannot be ignored. We'll have our eyes on this one and I'm sure it's going to be a bumper-crashing, door-trashing, driver-smashing spray of shattered glass and plastic. Should be phenomenal for those who tune in just for the ambulance scenes. Back to you, Ted." "Thank's, Terry. Now, over in our inflammatory word as a metaphor event, things seem to have died down a bit..."