Useless Facts

Nah, I think that one's already been taken by an Albanian military 6WD APC....

 

My Austrailian Shepherd never got the memo on domestication. My home office is his favorite place to go.

 

While many believe Hydrox cookies are an Oreo knock-off, Hydrox actually came first, four years before Oreo—in 1908 .

 

The first name of the CEO of the US Humane Society is Kitty.

 

I knew it was some sort of conspiracy! Those felines...

 

That's kind of funny... almost as funny as the name of one of the bank managers at my bank. Her REAL first name is Princess. I swear.

 

By the time you're 80 (if you're unlucky enough to live that long) the moon will have risen 29,200 times.

 

I beg to differ with number two. I can count hair all day long, I may lose count, I may count one strand more than once, I may never finish, but I can too count my hair.

 

Hey, man speak for yourself. I want to live to be 110, in good health. I have a friend whose grandmother just turned 104, and she's awesome.

 

all I have to say is

 

Good thing they are going out of style.

 

Your lips don't touch when you say "touch" but they do when you say "apart"

 

Did you know that you actually don't 'touch' anything, since on an atomic
level there is a gap between you and everything else. Pretty neat huh?

 

Yeah, but they wouldn't be pink anymore!

 

Those darn atoms...

 

They're literally between you and the ones you love.

 

I think atoms get too much credit.

Everyones all 'everything is made of atoms' but when you get down to it, most of an atom is empty space.

Nothing makes up most of everything.

 

That definitely explains the sense of profound nothingness I feel yawning away at the centre of my existence.

 

That's usually a toss up between your parents not really loving you as a child (and you subconsciously picked up on that) or a salt deficiency. Could easily go either way.

 

Huh?