http://jezebel.com/moms-evangelical-christian-rewrite-of-harry-potter-cann-1638274209 Christian mother rewrites Harry Potter so that Christians can read it without feeling guilty. My hope is that the author heard about the latest trend of turning fan fiction into novels and decided to try. It's unfortunate that her inability to grasp of even the most basic writing principles stands in her way. From the text of the article: Apparently Hermione is Dumbledor's daughter. I haven't read far enough to see if Ron Weasley is in this re-imagining, or if Christians (like all good people) naturally exclude gingers as well. UPDATE: Ron is in Slytherin, where they worship idols. Seems his lack of a soul inhibits him even in fan fic.