I'll start off with one: I got a voicemail a couple of weeks ago from an older sounding man saying he was "one of [my] lovers" and he had "called [me] four times" (this was the first that number had called my phone). He then proceeded to say something I couldn't understand and ended with "I love you". I blocked the number, as it was obviously a mis-dial, and forgot about it. Then, a few days ago I checked the voicemails I had from blocked numbers and he had left another one. It was completely unintelligible and distorted, I don't even know if anyone was talking in it Anyway, what are some weird phone calls, texts, or voicemails you have received?