Confess all ye sins. I'm not talking about anything religious (although its open if that's what you what.) I am talking about those indiscretion against yourself that you knew was wrong but still did anyways. Mine was eating cheese chips which is a sin because I am a vegan..
Other than killing that guy yesterday because he said The Godfather 3 was the best of the series, I've lived a pretty pious life.
I once gave this guy a sandwich in return for a medical examination. I know it only encourages the begging, but I'm just that desperate for physical contact.
I hope you are comfortable Padre, cause it will take a few. First off, and in the interest of time we will only focus on the freshest batch. As an Atheist, I am very conflicted about my religious views. Also took the lords name in vain and blaspheme. Had many thoughts of ill will towards my community as a whole (and a hole ), for not allowing me the small penitence of a meager job. I am not sure how this god guy thinks when it comes to Mormons, but they are kinda culty and stuff. Not really following the doctrine in some aspects, I suppose. Been a tad bit lazier than normal, but in my defense 9am-2-3am makes for some long days. So my civil chore have suffered as a result of my energy to will ratio. And finally the most heinous violation of the 8th sin. I have not been working on my writing for at least a week now. I humbly ask for your forgiveness Padre, and await to here your words of wisdom and guidance. Thanks Your friend, Cave Troll
Guy standing at the freeway exit holding a cardboard sign that said, "Bet you can't hit me with a quarter." I won.
A few sins of mine consist of: Not practicing the advice I give to others. I'm a good ear when someone needs one, but damn am I deaf to my own babble. I'm notorious for not texting back or RSVPing. May have on few occasions left tiny amounts of juice/milk in the jug that weren't more than a few gulps. So, this is what it's like to be in the hot seat...
You know... The craziest thing about this video is I once dreamt that tormenters of some kind were in gas masks shaped with pig snouts and donned in plastic. This may have hit a little close to home. Aside from that...we rock on!
Because I did not go running yesterday and the years, they do not pass in vain. Long ago did the warranty on my maintenance-free abdomen expire and since then keeping an enviable set of abs has been a constant task. Run. Run, I must.
My whole living is pretty much dependant on my taking advantage of others ignorance, and I do it without a smidgin of regret.
I think I might have been the one who pulled out the final supporting Jenga block of another, smaller writing forum that closed recently.
My biggest issue has been that I've grown more and more despondent with my ambitions. I'm still young but even just a few years ago I felt like I could do anything. Running 2 - 10 miles a day, biking 8 - 45 miles, and extra curricular like kayaking and swimming. Add 80 - 120 hour work weeks, plus making bank, and I had enough saved (as a freshly turned 21 year old) where I could pretty much buy a house (well, 40-50K). Burned through all of it, had the time of my life, and then had some poor situations lead me to a great city. Now? I regret it. I wanted some freedom due to having a rough life growing up and squandered my chances. I could go back and do it all over again but I'm not the person I was back then. I use to have something to prove to myself, now I just want to develop myself. I proved it, but I didn't retain it. Cool, great. I think my biggest sin is not working on myself more; in all aspects.
Pushed Merlin the kitten off my lap for scratching my legs, and haven't seen him since. Now I feel like a monster.
I'm quite proud of myself as I've managed to go running three days in a row. But I'm sinning at the same time. The doctor said I should rest the leg-that-was-mangled-by-a-horse for one more week, but it feels okay, so... to hell with it. Uh-oh. Prepare to feel his wrath sooner or later. You'll probably find a beetle in your shoe.
