I'm actually writing a blatantly stupid fanfiction where the characters are aware that they are interacting with self-insert godmode character. I need an especially ridiculous situation to break up the angst. (The canon characters are in-character as much as possible.) Please post your complaints about stupid fan-fiction plots. I'd like to select the stupidest one that I haven't used yet, or have reasons for not using yet. I'll post later about what I have already used.