What Are You Doing?

He should know me well enouh by now that he knows my taste... and that I'm a lazy half nudist at the best of times! If he buys me lingerie it's either as a present to him self... or it's something that I could actually enjoy. Probably the first.

 

I could live with that. If Lost was the one wearing it

 

Well it was last night, but I own I.

 

Laptop is on its last legs. On every page here, this long black bar hangs in the center of the page, blocking at least one post, depending on the size of said post. Not all that shocking as I only paid 190(?) for this hunk of junk. Last Laptop I had was an Asus laptop that broke after a month....didn't get the warranty since the 1300 dollar cost was enough to make me cry, then it broke...just my luck. So I brought a cheap Lenovo and called it a year.

Funny enough, the Lenovo lasted about a year. Longer than the damn 1300 dollar Asus. >_>

 

Get a name brand refurb. It will be around $400-700, and it will last a bit longer.

 

I was going to cheat on my diet today.

I went to make myself a nice big breakfast of eggs, sausage, and cheese. All the dishes were dirty and I didn’t have time to wash them.

So I decided to grab breakfast at McDonald’s instead. But when I drove by, they were closed for renovation.

So now I guess I’m fasting today.

 

Fortunately I have been thinking in other directions thus far, at least for official birthday presents. I've been going more for cute little things for my älskling. So no Victoria's secrets snaffus.

But, you know, there might be some more 'presents for us' (Lemie's going to be here between her birthday and mine, so presents for both!) that could potentially be of a more stimulating character. And I can't rule out anything for those. I mean, if I'm not so worried about customs or weight limits then, well... You're writers, use your imagination!

I'd be down . It would possibly melt and stick to my man-fluff, but if you promise to clean me up...

 

Drawing — can’t stop

 

I just installed a new garbage disposal. It’s supposed to be more efficient and more powerfull than the last one. No leaks, no left over parts, and no injuries, and it works; ought to be enough to make my wife happy.

 

Why do I have a feeling I know exactly what I'm getting for my birthday? Is it the unicorn

 

I can confirm there will be something horny And also a pair of them rubber masterbating shoes.

 

Not the rubber masturbating shoes! Can't you get me a sexy mutant and a strap-on instead? I can still make this work!

 

Well, since you've been good...

 

OK, I’m done.

Bye, Internet. See you tomorrow!

 

Get a room!

 

Watching this,



Could never get into LOTR, so a random internet person recommended me those vids. Dildo Buggins is a very original name.

 

I'm tired, but I don't want to sleep. I have a weird feeling there's something I'm meant to be thinking about right now but I just can't find what the thing in question is.

 

When in doubt....WIP it out.

 

Mos def.

I like your avatar.

 

Looking up some hardcore gifs.

 

desperately trying to get myself focused... I have the fucking rough draft right in front of me... and I'm still not writing. WTF.

 

Just bought my hamster, Mozart, a little wooden house for him to chew on. And a ball for him to roll around in. Am I procrastinating?

Yes.

 

Awww... If I ever get a hamster, going to name it Rivet/Rivetra

Also yes, and so am I.

 

Wondering why my slob of a neighbor brought a cat. His apartment smelt worse than a dump truck during a summer day -without- the cat. Now? Holy shit do I need to move. Feel bad for the cat to be honest. No one should live in that roach infested hell hole. Gross.

Anyway, I'm going out toward west village. Told a new bud I would, plus, I'm pretty hungry an I'm sure I'll find some new spot to eat.