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The ribbons business is happening to all the other branches except ours. Difficult for us to get anything. And we still use toothbrushes, but for cleaning floors more than rifles. They found qtips work a bit better. We still iron covers too. Difficult to change the Corps.

 

But the creases are stitched into the covers now

My last year was the first one they allowed personal bedlinens and alcohol in the barracks.

 

1. Hands-free orgasm DONE
2. Bungee New Zealand PENDING
3 All [3] Nights of drugs Goa, PENDING
4 Threesome. Technically, they were both asleep, unconscious drunk. I think I squeezed this other woman's hand. Don't tell my wife. DONE
5 Fast motorbike DONE but pillion asshole screaming slow down you shitfuckI'mgoingtodietake me home.
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So GTA the IRL edition? Spooky stuff there.

 

I won't mourn you if somebody puts a bullet or fifty in you while you're doing that shit.

 

Also shoot the pets as the ultimate deterrent. From a helicopter.

 

Im naïve enough to believe that this is a common occurrence in America.

 

Yeah, not everyone an afford an AR-15.

 

If it is, this is the first time I've heard someone bragging about it.

 

All fifty states have concealed carry now, in some form or another. Somebody pointing a rifle out of a window at passers-by? No jury in the world would convict.

Honestly, that sort of stupidity really pisses me off. Trained in gun safety by my dad, the Boy Scouts, and the Marines. I've owned* guns since I was 14, and Rule #1 is that you don't go pointing them at anything you don't want to kill, no matter how many times you've checked that it was empty.

If for no other reason than the other guy has no such assurance.

 

Treat every weapon as if it were loaded. Never point a weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot. Keep your finger straight and off the trigger until you are ready to fire. Keep your weapon on safe until you intend to fire.


...and know your target and what lies beyond.

 

So you were secretly aiming a deadly weapon directly at people?

That's a relief.

 

Can't emphasize this one enough. It ain't Hollywood. Bullets go right through walls...

 

And chain link fences as well (saw someone using one for cover in a movie once.)

 

Schwarzenegger and Stallone movies are the greatest for this.

 

"We're stupid and we're gonna die!" - BladeRunner