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    What insults and slurs would lizardfolk use against humans?

    Discussion in 'Setting Development' started by B055man, Jan 6, 2023.

    I'm having trouble thinking of insults and slurs for my lizardfolk to use against humans and I need some help.
    All I have so far is "mammal" "smooth skin" and "tail-less" but I need better ones.
    My lizardfolk are swamp dwellers, resistant to diseases and don't like humans.
    Don't know if this should be in Setting or Dialogue. I'll put here for now and let the mods decide.
     
  2. Steerpike

    Steerpike Felis amatus Contributor

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    Warm bloods?
     
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    I guess you would need to think of the differences between reptiles and humans. Difference is emphasized in putting others down.

    "You placental bleeders!"

    "You over-thinking brainiacs!"

    "You hairy bipedals!"

    "You city-dwelling apes!"
     
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    Skin drippers
     
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    Shade-seekers

    Sunburners

    Scaleless twits

    Never-sheds

    Drylanders

    Hmm. I actually like drylanders.
     
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    Milk-suckers?
    Something about not laying eggs and being stinky, sweaty things with hair.
     
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    Milk breath
     
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    Thinskins
    Red-bloods
    Red-bleeders
    Dreadhairs
    Smooth Apes
    Clawless
    Hornless


    And last but not least, from a greek philosopher:
    "Featherless Bipedals"
     
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    Skinbags
     
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    "You have no true brothers and sisters, spawn of an eggless clutch of one!"

    See, lizard people don't consider children of the same mother to be siblings if they weren't from the same clutch, so unless you're a twin... and the whole icky disgusting action of childbirth, rather than a mother cleanly pushing out eggs. I actually kind of agree with the scales on that one :)

    "You call those claws?"

    "You cut yourself...again? What is that 'skin' good for anyway?"

    <to someone with a bad sunburn> "I didn't know humans could molt. Will your next skin have proper scales?"

    "But you just ate yesterday! Why are you always so hungry?" (cold-blooded systems are more energy-efficient, although that leaves them less able to be active in cold weather)

    "Fucking ice-walkers...that just creeps me out how they never slow down."

    and of course:

    "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
     
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    :superlaugh: A hamster...

    "Your mother was a garden gnome and your father smelt of yew."
     
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    You urinate through your skin, how disgusting.
     
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    Flesh pisser!
     
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    Single dingle!
     
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    Couldn't think of a better single-penis insult than above lol. Let's see...

    Stump-tongue
    Drooler
    Juice bag
    Fuzz-face/ fur-face
    Soft-sack
    Tail-tucker
     
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    From above, with an addition: milk-sucking meat sack!
     
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    Although species-specific insults are fun, don't underestimate the utility of standbys that cross species boundaries. Asshole, e.g.
     
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    What if these specific lizards secrete their excrement through pores all over their body? Then they can call the humans:
    Pooprears
    Shithole
    Bottomfeces
    Rearpoopers
    Onebutts
    Single-shitters
    Simple-dung
     
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    How did you enjoy gestating inside someone's gut, you balding monkey?

    You have external genitalia? So much for intelligent design.

    I bet you can't even lick your own eyeball, chump.
     
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    You might also look at the world War series by Harry Turttledove. His aliens where lizards.
    You could also direct insults to humans wearing clothes. Or them being nestles. Another angle would be humans not having a proper mating season.
     
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    You mammary maniacs!
     
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    These are all very good, very funny. Thank you very much.
     

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