What is the avatar above you thinking?

I was joking when I said I'd eat you! Slow down, egg!

 

If that beagle breaks ONE EGG in my yard, I'm getting my shotgun.

 

When I said I'm walking on egshells I didn't mean you! You are too sensitive! Eggs should be tough!

 

Satyrs, why oh why do I always have to fall in love with satyrs?

 

Well, at least I do my binge drinking on weekends only. Oh, wait...1,2,3,4,5 days... CRAP. Never mind.

 

^ OK this isn't funny. Who took my freaking chair?

 

^This weekend is gonna be a blast! ...

 

This is my twin sister, El Mask de (What's the Spanish word for Death?)

 

(Muerte? )

^"If i didn't have a hardcore moustache, i would've become female myself.."

 

I'm closing this thread, because there is no longer any creativity to it. It has become merely a thread for pointless posts.