Submissions must rhyme It was Tasty as a beetle dipped in hydrochloric goo And soon the bag of snacks was empty as a barefoot ladies shoe Massive birds fell from the heavens and they tumbled into hell It had an absolutely appetizing spicy sort of smell I keep my toenails lengthy till they're long enough to grip A silly green homunculus with a piercing on his lip A stack of mooshy mushrooms fills the room in purple mist So to breathe with greater ease I grew a nostril on my fist
The many long and slender tentacles of squids are well equipped for excavating ruins of a sepulcher or crypt All the hidey holes were turgid with the memories of dogs But they quickly were invaded by some enterprising frogs With extravagant alacrity the Cop was well disposed As his testicles were skillfully and deftly interposed The window had been opened and the wind had come inside And it wouldn't leave till sundown when we promised it a ride It lay saucily unbroken on the checkered slanty floor But the soup rolled down in ribbons pooling near an apple core Her illusionary nipples had me fooled for bloody hours But she thinks of them as nothing more than minor super powers
Rumble in the Cabbage, The Fish they Swim Like mad The tall things hop and Wiggle, The apple tree is bad So yuckily scribble, they laugh like poisoned ducks I run to meet my buddy but he runs into the trucks
