Yo. I am Osiris and I just joined this website to-day. I like writing long-winded and nearly unreadable fiction about frivolous things and unlikeable characters. I would like to put out my first acceptable creation relatively soon. I look forward to improving my writing because I cannot for more than two lines sustain reasonable or convincing dialogue. Here is an excerpt from something I have written but will most likely throw out: "While these and other thoughts sloshed around in [character]'s mind like pickles in a (turbid) jar, [other character] reclined and indulged himself in the appreciation and occasional inhalation of a cigar accompanied by luscious libations."
