Greetings, I'm taking up writing because I want to make gajillions of dollars without having to do work. That is how it happens with writing, correct? Pretty sure I heard that somewhere. Anyway, I'm really looking forward the part where I get so famous that they pay me just to put my name on the cover -- in giant raised letters, mind you -- while some apprentice writer no one cares about toils in obscurity trying to get the thing done. Yeah, that sounds pretty legit. Anyway, I have a "blog" that you can check out if you are interested: It's pretty eclectic, ranging from tales of my time as a subway musician, to surrealist comedy, to opinions about Jane Austen (fellow men, she is better than you realize; don't think for a second that you're too manly to read you some Jane Austen), to TERRIBLE DARK SECRETS FROM MY MYSTERIOUS PAST (trigger warning etc etc). So, yeah, it's sort of a lot, but definitely wander on over if that sounds like your jam. Word up, and so forth.