When is it time to quit?

PirateAba >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hemingway. He ain't got nothing on HER.

 

I merely intended to use those two authors, both noted for their originality, as the highbrow and lowbrow bookends of critical and commercial success.

 

ohhhhh, thanks then, i've never heard of them before. Might check them out. Though you were just referencing two big-shot authors.

 

i'm Going; to trY that. Looks good, I hAve to ad-m1t.

I'D be tHe next jK rowlinG by Now if only i'd knoWn this was hoW I NEEdED to bE wriTiNG.

 

Those who have never experienced the beauty of Space Raptor Butt Invasion or Creamed in the Butt by My Handsome Living Corn have never truly lived.

He was nominated for a Hugo award, btw. It started as an attempt to discredit the prize and its nominees, but hey, if someone wants to get me nominated for a RITA award on a lark I'll gladly accept.

 

How does one get nominated for the Book Razzies?

 

I like to think I've made a fairly good start. Just sayin'. . .

 

Well, seeing as somebody compared one of my works to The matrix, i went and watched it last night.

The result: I HAF ACHIEVED ENLIGHTENMENT!

 

In fairness, Michael Crichton had been dead for almost a decade and it hasn't stopped his output.