Characters: Audrey (Dark-hair), Karen (Blonde), Sharon (Brunette) And Kelly (Red-Hair) Setting: A small sailing boat with enclosed cabin and galley. Story: These four women are on an accident-prone weekend sailing trip which comes to a climax when they try to have their dinner on a sunday afternoon. During this meal, a swell suddenly occurs and all four womens' clothes are ruined but they suffer nothing more serious than mild embarrassment. The question is: How are they all going to get out of this mess? Time Period: Summer, 1990.
AUDREY Well, who'd have thought it? A turkey drumstick in my one hand and a tiller in the other. KAREN Gravy? AUDREY Yes, please, Karen KAREN Gravy? KELLY Just a smidge, thank you. Perfect. KAREN Gravy? SHARON Get on with it, or yours will be frigid by the time you get to your plate. AUDREY I'm frigid KELLY I'm freezing. Still, a jolly good thing we have the washing post down the centre of the vessel here. All our clothes wind-dried in no time at all SHARON Boom, you stupid woman. The Sadler 29 has a most efficient tungsten steel pivoting radial boom to mast ratio. Virtually unsinkable. You know, you really should read the trade, even the handbook contains handy tips for voyaging. AUDREY Any more potatoes down there? KELLY I say that barbecue was a life-saver. AUDREY Please shut up, your optimism is really getting on my tits. [SNIGGERS] What? SHARON By my calculations Portsmouth in 72 hours GMT.
Tjis doesn't feel like a role ply thread tbh - generally those involve bigger stories where people create their own chacracters
