This afternoon, in need of a much needed snack, I reached my hand into the bright blue cookie jar, the one on top of the fridge.... and found it empty! So what I want to know is.... Who stole the cookie from the cookie from the cookie jar???
Hmmm.... my suspisions are raised! (This isn't a serious thread bty the Lounge says that it's for whatever!) Hmmm... and Banzai, could you be throwing the suspicion off yourself??? hmmm???
Well I'm not a mod so I don't care that much. xD But I'm truely ofended that Banzai has accused me. T_T
OH! Then it must be Banzai! Hmmm, who else could it be? I think I saw Torana with crumbs around her mouth earlier..... (Have you seen I'm the Walrus thread? Don't fret. If this thread is not supposed ot be here, then a mod will lock it. The lounge doesn't have to be serious at all, just a fun place for us to hang out and know other people!)
Dropbear I am offended that you have thrown accussaions my way, I would never steal anything. To steal a cookie when I could merely walk to the shops which are only minutes away and buy as many as I like, I don't think so my dear. I would say that the one who has stolen the cookie has a very devious mind indeed and may just very well have already posted in this thread, it could be anyone, why even the admin or mods could have taken it. My bet is that it was someone who makes themself out to be a very nice and polite person and then when no one is looking reaches in and takes the cookie and you will find this person hiding out in the poetry section wiping the crumbs from his or heer mouth, possibly even in the word games.....so keep your eyes peeled people, there is a cookie thief amongst us once again.....hehehehe ~Torana
Well I think that you did it, why else would you say the butler did it, you planted the crumbs there to throw us all off the scent, you knew we were getting close....such a devious mind....everyone blames the butler. ~Torana
How would I plant those crumbs on his mustache? What do you think I did, knocked him out with magical sleeping gas? Wait...it all makes sense now! A rabid puffin flew through a sleeping gas factory, then smashed through the window, crashed into the cookie jar, and then collided with the head of the butler...who just so happened to be having a steamy affair with Torana at the same time! GASP! The puzzle comes together!
Crazy Ivan that was meant to be a secret between yourself and I...gee what is this world coming ot when people just go and tell the whole world the secrets shared between two persons. You are just jealous because the maid turned you down for the cookie!!!!
*Reading newspaper* The case of the missing cookie has been on everyone's lips! Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Experts are saying those with green in their names are highly suspicious and there was reports that a certain God-like Raven was hanging around the scene! ..... Interesting! But why does your breath smell like cookies Banzai????......
ACK! SSSSSHHHH.... It's not cookie breath- it's tim-tam breath. There's a difference! It was Torana! I know it is!
But we can't get the evidence out of her...last time I saw her, she was handling a load of breath mints that had just come into town for the Annual Dentistry Convention. There's no way we could get the cookie smell anymore. WAIT! I have it! One of the dentists stole the cookies and obliterated them, deeming them a threat to dental health! Curse you, Evil League of Orthodontists!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Those theaving buggers! Does anyone know what Torana does for a living?
