Who Stole The Cookie From The Cookie Jar?

Hmm...Domoviye is eating garlic to keep away vampires...and Torana's avatar mentions how she has always aspired to be a vampire...

Gasp! A cult of undead milk-sucking cookie-stealing monsters are blackmailing Domoviye into stealing cookies for them!

 

Well Banzai the accusations just couldn't stick to poor innocent me. Why I've gone the entire week without doing anything bad.

 

If you turn yourself in, do you get the reward? =D

 

Yeah, where the reward is three years in Solitary Cookfinement.
Where all there is to eat is...bran muffins.
I get shivers just thinking about it.

 

Bran Muffins? o.o

Never had one. xD

You seem to know a lot about cookfinement. Been there before?

 

No, I used to teach literature to the convicts there, seeing as I am a high-class finely intelligent sort of person who does not resort to such lowbrow perplexities as stealing cookies.
Like a certain someone who's name begins with A and ends in lice in Wonderland...

 

Hey now! If you're so good at literature, you'd know that 'lice in Wonderland' is not a letter of the alphabet! You fraudulent cookie thief!

 

that is just because someone has a guilty mind and thinks that blaming an innocent victim is going to free the from the cookfinement and the nightmares of BRAN MUFFINS!!!

 

Hmm....maybe the Muffin Man?
Wait...Muffin rhymes with Puffin...Puffin with a capital P which rhymes with V which stands for pool- I mean, Vampire! (Sorry, what has the Music Man done to my brain? )

So what we gather from this is...the Muffin Man is really a vampire who turns into a rabid puffin to throw brainwashing bran muffins at people, who then join his evil vampire cult so that they can force other people to steal cookies for them!

We are one step closer to solving this heinous crime. The only question remaining is:
Do you know the muffin man?

 

Umm no I don't know the muffin man!

ANd why all of a sudden have vampires come into the scene Crazy Ivan?

 

That's a good question, actually....
O wait, I think it was because of some garlic-related comment a few pages back.

 

Yep. Domiviye was being blackmailed by vampires.

But it seems you're all too keen to forget...perhaps I was on to something you didn't want remembered, Torana? Hmm...

 

And what pray tell do I have to hide?

I mean why are you trying to pin me for something I didn't do?

I have already had DropBear_Oz chasing me around the forum with M&M's, green one's at that and now you trying to blame me for taking cookies.....sheesh!!

Obviously if DropBear started this thread, than maybe she is the real perpetrator, I mean she was the one who discovered it missing in the first place!!!!!

 

First at the scene of the crime and last to see the cookie alive! That puts biiig suspicion on DOZ! Only because I read crime thrillers...

 

Who me? I didn't steal the cookie from the cookie jar... although Torana should really check out her m&m's bag....

(BTW, Hello everyone! Sorry I've been away for ... hang on, only three days???? I must be addicted to this forum! )

 

exactly my point and now she is trying to ping me for it....definately suss if you ask me!!!!!!!!

 

Hmmmm.....warmer... or colder???? has anyone noticed how much Doz Goes before sun-up?.... not to mention she hates garlic...

Oh and is this really her????

narninar!

 

We should team together and buy one of those ring-bound, flippy note books! That will surely help us in our time of dire need!

 

Er...Guys? Sayso confessed in the "True or False" thread.

Said in answer to:

 

Obviously, he's being bribed to throw us off the trail of the real perp.

 

Wonderful idea....except he's a she.

 

Hmm...IDENTITY THEFT! Sayso was posing as a boy posing as a girl posing as a boy posing as a girl...who's really a boy...who's secretly a girl!

What a twisted web we unweave...

 

Well I'm confused....so what sex is Sayso now?

 

Ah, the barriers of the internet...

I have concluded that Sayso is not even human, but a dog! Because of her amazing sense of smell, she could aid us in uncovering who did infact eat this seemingly beloved cookie!

 

Or an owl, as her avatar seems to give away... I hear owls like cookies.