Actually, No. My toe fungus is not for sale. However, I will be leaving on Saturday for MaComb, Mississippi for a week, and I'm not sure if there will be a computer down there at my disposal to come here and give reviews and start randoms threads about pseudo-toe fungus. Also, anyone living down there and would like to meet the glorious SnipSnap ... Well, now's your chance.
*ninja-fies and silently steals jar of toe jam while other two are distracted with fighting* *sells toe jam to man on street, and uses the money to run away to Vegas*
... Hmm, Well I didn't know. Nor Did I care. This way is much more effective. How do you expect a teenager to express himself around here? Sheez! Anyway ... Have fun with that ... but that's the fake toe fungus, Ivan. The real stuff is ... on my feet, actually. Quite disappointing, but you win some and lose more.
What part of "still got me to Vegas" do you not understand? Don't matter what I had, I still got the money!
... yes, But you got there illegally, Sir. What part of you "lose more" do you not understand. Are you seriously arguing over one of my comments. Well, not aruging ... but ... talking back. That's delightful. People really do take me seriously! Anyway, I have to start packing. I have to decide upon which unmentionables to bring and such.
Oh, I will. Miss Assipi will be so good. I'll be spent by the time I get back. *cough*sexual innuendos*cough*
I did. And I got burnt. And I called people Sirs and Mams and Miss Joys and Mister Donalds and drank sweet tea to my heart's content. And ... PODUNK OBLONG? that should be all. Au Revoir.
