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  1. SnipSnap

    SnipSnap Active Member

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    Who Wants to Buy My Toe Fungus?

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by SnipSnap, Jul 5, 2007.

    Actually, No.

    My toe fungus is not for sale.

    However, I will be leaving on Saturday for MaComb, Mississippi for a week, and I'm not sure if there will be a computer down there at my disposal to come here and give reviews and start randoms threads about pseudo-toe fungus.

    Also, anyone living down there and would like to meet the glorious SnipSnap ... Well, now's your chance.

    :D
     
  2. Crazy Ivan

    Crazy Ivan Contributing Member

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    There's a topic for this, just soes ya know.
     
  3. Banzai

    Banzai One-time Mod, but on the road to recovery Contributor

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    There's a topic for the sale of toe fungus??? Please direct me, Ivan! :p :D
     
  4. Crazy Ivan

    Crazy Ivan Contributing Member

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    Down the hall and to the left, you can't miss it!
     
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    Banzai One-time Mod, but on the road to recovery Contributor

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    Yay! Biological contagion black market, here I come!
     
  6. JetBlack

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    If you will not sell me your toe fungus i will take it.













































    By force!
     
  7. Banzai

    Banzai One-time Mod, but on the road to recovery Contributor

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    Back off! That toe fungus is mine!
     
  8. Crazy Ivan

    Crazy Ivan Contributing Member

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    *ninja-fies and silently steals jar of toe jam while other two are distracted with fighting*
    *sells toe jam to man on street, and uses the money to run away to Vegas*
     
  9. Banzai

    Banzai One-time Mod, but on the road to recovery Contributor

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    Yeah. Except I switched the jars beforehand :p
     
  10. Crazy Ivan

    Crazy Ivan Contributing Member

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    Well, it still got me to Vegas!
     
  11. SnipSnap

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    ... Hmm, Well I didn't know.

    Nor Did I care. This way is much more effective. How do you expect a teenager to express himself around here? Sheez!

    :rolleyes:

    Anyway ... Have fun with that ... but that's the fake toe fungus, Ivan. The real stuff is ... on my feet, actually. Quite disappointing, but you win some and lose more.
     
  12. Crazy Ivan

    Crazy Ivan Contributing Member

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    What part of "still got me to Vegas" do you not understand? Don't matter what I had, I still got the money!
     
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    ... yes, But you got there illegally, Sir.

    What part of you "lose more" do you not understand.

    :rolleyes:

    Are you seriously arguing over one of my comments. Well, not aruging ... but ... talking back. That's delightful. People really do take me seriously!

    Anyway, I have to start packing. I have to decide upon which unmentionables to bring and such.
     
  14. Crazy Ivan

    Crazy Ivan Contributing Member

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    The gray ones, the stains blend in more. =D
     
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    erm *cough cough* have fun snip snap
     
  16. SnipSnap

    SnipSnap Active Member

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    Oh, I will.

    Miss Assipi will be so good. I'll be spent by the time I get back.

    *cough*sexual innuendos*cough*
     
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    lol well do have a good time SnipSnap.
     
  18. SnipSnap

    SnipSnap Active Member

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    I did.

    And I got burnt.

    And I called people Sirs and Mams and Miss Joys and Mister Donalds and drank sweet tea to my heart's content. And ...

    PODUNK OBLONG?

    that should be all.
    Au Revoir.
     
  19. Banzai

    Banzai One-time Mod, but on the road to recovery Contributor

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    Glad you had a good time, SnipSnap.
     
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    Cogito Former Mod, Retired Supporter Contributor

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    Welcome home, crispy snip snap!
     

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