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    wonky dictionary

    Discussion in 'Word games' started by PBrady, Feb 4, 2014.

    This idea is stolen from a BBC radio pogramme called 'I'm sorry I haven't a clue', in which the panelists come up with new definitions for words.

    Points are awarded on the audacity of the punning.

    A couple of examples to get started (I will pinch some of theirs later)

    Pistol: a charge for urinating.
    Handicap: a very convenient hat
     
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    denial: dat river that runs through Egypt
     
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    Hahahaha! :D That would be some skunky dank, my friend! ;)


    Confabulation: A group of exceptionally fashionably dressed criminals aiding and abetting one another. ;)
     
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    And there was me thinking that it was the urine resulting from drinking a large mug of Earl Grey.
    I am now better informed.
     
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