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  1. Some Guy

    Some Guy Manguage Langler Supporter Contributor

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    Universal: Slurping all existence back through a tiny hole in the void.
     
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    Monitor: someone who always speaks in a monotone voice
     
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    Automobile: an automated mobile phone. “What your automobile number.”

    Medieval: medical evaluations. “I am having my medievals today.”
     
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    Ugly: being filled with glee

    Glee: the urge to pee
     
  5. Bjørnar Munkerud

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    flex: to run away from someone you've broken up with
     
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    cart: a slightly above average piece of art
    dart: a slightly below average piece of art
     
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    Aardvark: a below average artist.
     
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    Some Guy Manguage Langler Supporter Contributor

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    Aardvark: an ark built for a very specific animal.

    (ETA btw, I need a name for a platypus+aardvark hybrid)
     
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    mobilize: to supply a population with cellphones
     
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    The name Ben Dover

    To bend over.
     
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    Friend or foe of Neil Down?
     
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    Miner: someone who digs into cellars to steal booze because they're underage.
     
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    Delaware: to be conscious of the existence of the second-smallest US state
     
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    Hah! Love it! :superlaugh:
     
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    * stolen from Kenny Everett
     
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    still funny!
     
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    Wyoming: Wondering about the reason someone is meditating.
     
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    Pennsylvania: Where count Dracula buys his stationary from.
     
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    Maryland: Cookies
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    I don't care, this means cookies to me.
     
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    Grimoire: Depressing cry of a baby.
     

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