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    Panther: How a pantser with a lisp describes himself.
     
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    Peanuts: a severe misunderstanding of the male urogenital system.
     
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    Fine.

    Peabrain: The constant obsession with urination.
     
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    Artery- the study of paintings
     
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    Cellphone - When you screw yourself over.

    Oxygen - The zoned out generation

    Inmate - Fashionable friend

    Those are fun to come up with! An extra, if a bit of a stretch:

    Improbable - The type of small demonic creature whose money you can steal.
     
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    Designer: A magical being that once paid dearly makes any signs you foolishly scribbled to whichever legal document (printed or digital) disappear.
     
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    Flawless - A tap that restricts the flow of water.

    Anthropology - A biological weapon distribution system that spreads anthrax over a populated area.

    Cannabis - A Cannibal's sister.
     
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    Anthropology - Mankind's letter of regret.
     
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    Phonology - A scam, thinly disguised as a religion
    Massacre - Archaic word for "cubic acre"
    Google - To oogle through goggles.
     
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    River delta - a tiny increase in river
    Plain sailing - what you do when things have gone horribly wrong with your flight...
     
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    Court case - A suitcase designed for courting.

    Briefcase - A bag for holding men's briefs.
     
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    Abyssal: Act describing the hualing of a bus

    Locust: The act of whispering swear words

    Manifold: Present tense honourific expression praising one's own clothes folding technique
     
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    Acidulate - Southern US phrase expressing tardiness
    Hotel - provider of telecoms services to prostitutes
    Sycophant - ill pachyderm
    Express - former reporter
    Jockey - Scottish door locking device
    Nuclear(1) - what "nucular" is in most of the world
    Nuclear(2) - fresh tidy up
     
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    Frontier - Foremoster. "You're in front, but I'm even frontier".
    Cucumber - To pick the shortest line, only to find out it moves the slowest. "Damn. Cucumbered again"
     
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    The Great Wall Of China - a stack of naked women.
     
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    Butterfly - a projectile launched usually by a housewife at the drunk husband returning home unannounced in the late hours of the night.
     
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    Bronchodilator - a life-prolonging serum for horses
     
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    Aardvark - a very difficult vark



    ETA - I have just done a search and aardvark has already come up twice in this thread! I am going to leave difficult vark up because I like it (c:
     
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    Paramedics - two doctors working together. Syn. Paradox
     
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    Hoboken - Japanese martial art meaning "tramp fist"
     
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    Fuster Cluck - poultry debacle.
     
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