Discussion in 'Writing Prompts' started by PBrady, Feb 4, 2014.
Panther: How a pantser with a lisp describes himself.
Caretaker: A diamond thief.
Remote: To fill the trench around the castle again.
Peanuts: a severe misunderstanding of the male urogenital system.
Peabrain: The constant obsession with urination.
Artery- the study of paintings
Cellphone - When you screw yourself over.
Oxygen - The zoned out generation
Inmate - Fashionable friend
Those are fun to come up with! An extra, if a bit of a stretch:
Improbable - The type of small demonic creature whose money you can steal.
Designer: A magical being that once paid dearly makes any signs you foolishly scribbled to whichever legal document (printed or digital) disappear.
Flawless - A tap that restricts the flow of water.
Anthropology - A biological weapon distribution system that spreads anthrax over a populated area.
Cannabis - A Cannibal's sister.
Anthropology - Mankind's letter of regret.
Phonology - A scam, thinly disguised as a religion
Massacre - Archaic word for "cubic acre"
Google - To oogle through goggles.
Archaeologist: the next step up the promotion ladder for an aeologist.
River delta - a tiny increase in river
Plain sailing - what you do when things have gone horribly wrong with your flight...
Court case - A suitcase designed for courting.
Briefcase - A bag for holding men's briefs.
Abyssal: Act describing the hualing of a bus
Locust: The act of whispering swear words
Manifold: Present tense honourific expression praising one's own clothes folding technique
Acidulate - Southern US phrase expressing tardiness
Hotel - provider of telecoms services to prostitutes
Sycophant - ill pachyderm
Express - former reporter
Jockey - Scottish door locking device
Nuclear(1) - what "nucular" is in most of the world
Nuclear(2) - fresh tidy up
Frontier - Foremoster. "You're in front, but I'm even frontier".
Cucumber - To pick the shortest line, only to find out it moves the slowest. "Damn. Cucumbered again"
The Great Wall Of China - a stack of naked women.
Butterfly - a projectile launched usually by a housewife at the drunk husband returning home unannounced in the late hours of the night.
Bronchodilator - a life-prolonging serum for horses
Aardvark - a very difficult vark
ETA - I have just done a search and aardvark has already come up twice in this thread! I am going to leave difficult vark up because I like it (c:
Paramedics - two doctors working together. Syn. Paradox
Hoboken - Japanese martial art meaning "tramp fist"
Fuster Cluck - poultry debacle.
marksman: teacher OR communist
Separate names with a comma.