http://smite.gamepedia.com/Ah_Puch_voicelines (audio here, click on any of the examples) Specifically the, "I have eyes everywhere." (But also the tenor of the other lines). Also the laugh. --------- I am having a lot of trouble describing how his voice sounds. "Throaty, masculine, menacing" is pretty much the best I can do after a lot of thinking, but I'm sure someone has some other ideas?
So, apart from badly acted and hammy, you mean? How about Brian Blessed with a sore throat? A demented Dalek? Someone with a throat full of Castrol GTX?