... with a language you can only barely discern. After weeks of painstaking translation, you begin to make out the words: "Hi, I'm a new member here! I've written a few books on WattPad, and I'm interested in taking my fantasy and sci-fi writing to the next level. I'm excited to see all the amazing people here, and look forward to sharing all kinds of cool ideas!" You scratch your head as you wonder what kind of odd person would write this on an ancient scroll, but then it's time for Dragon Riding practice and you need to power up your cyborg interface before you go.