This reminds me of an email I got last week from LinkedIn. One of my contacts had added "calendaring" as a skill on her profile.
Best typo I've ever come out with was 'defelate'. This came in a book that uses the line '...Sausage he could manage, but voyeurism was a step too far...' a phrase so amazing that I can't under any circumstances ever change it. If anyone can guess the context I will personally deflate your sausage.
Hmmmm I was once speed writing a small opening scene where some thugs were beating on a reporter who'd taken pictures of them. I ended up writing fish in place of fist. So it was something like "Harry's massive fish made contact, crushing Jack's nose." Also when writing fast I have a habit of typing 'tit' or 'tits' instead of it or its. Sooooooooo that......that can get pretty awkward "Tits alright." "Tits was leaking." Have all been some blunders.
Not one of mine, but one from one of the channels I am subscribed to on YouTube, and it is from Creationst Cat. "Congratulations on misspelling LOLL. There is only 3 letters in that word. So it is quite an accomplishment to fuck that one up." -CC-Reading comments. Mine is not as fun, as it is more of a confusion of when to use 'to' and 'too'. But sometimes I get it right.
I bought some Krispy Creme donuts at some point in time, and had to immediately share this incredible feat with my girlfriend at the time. "You won't believe this amazing thing that's happening right now," "Oh?" "I'm licking the most amazing dildo in the world" (Meaning donut, of course). "....Um.... Typo? Or did I just find out you're way kinkier than I thought?" We laughed for about 3 months about this.
Pretty sure Spencer's sells those. I mean they have the giant candy rainbow ones. Why not glazed ones? Oh auto correct...
off the top of my head as its been a while but mugshots became mugshits and c*nt came Cynthia, luckily my husband knows what i mean when i call him Cynthia lmao
