Your story, through Google Translate...

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  1. Edgelordess

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    I assume due to so many likes my last post had, I broke the forum. LOL. Here's another broken translated exert:
    Turkish > Japanese > Broque > Hindi > english
    Daniel was afraid that both partners each day sit on a leather sofa. Master Dungeon turned to Britney and asked, "How much do you want to turn 6?" He asked.
    He answered the Voice is calm and calm. But Daniel really confirmed his mother tongue.
    A superactive couple jumped to their face with a pale strawberry. When they saw him he picked up several tables at the table and his dice. "Yes, yes, Chris!
     
  2. Iain Aschendale

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    It takes a lot more (and less :( ) than that to break this forum.
     
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  3. Night Herald

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    I ran a couple piece of my novel through the grinder.

    For this first one, Italian and back didn't really do much, so I gave it a dip in Russian as well.

    This one turned out much better. It has two coats of Azerbaijani.

     
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  4. Edgelordess

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    There is an asteroid called Eugeria. He disappeared for two months. Ugia is the life and life of man, life, oxygen, water, plant and animal. The life of the asteroid is calm and quiet, as people are safe and move others. Of course, they do not always pay their attention, but these people are also safe.
     
  5. Iain Aschendale

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    Through Burmese and Sinhala:

    "It should have been forty years, and their slogan was the other, but they did not vote. Behind the boss's hometown, Picorial, Michael, and the Blacksmith, Voodoo have the deepest locked pen behind the boss in the face of the boss, and this person is spearheading the public's fear of defending him."

    It's about finding old gay porn in an ammo can, and the owner being closeted. Dunno where the voting came into things.
     
  6. Zerotonin

    Zerotonin Serotonin machine broke

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    English -> Kurdish -> Portuguese -> Greek -> English

    Having the water crushed against my head, I start with sensitization. Of course I am a liar, I was tormented to sleep in my sleep. I burned, a sense of humor in the name of the miracles I am surprised to think straight or if I was in the middle. A quick force of clarity showed that I was really awake

    A drop of water splashed against my forehead, startling me into consciousness. The unforgiving concrete I was lying on was a sharp juxtaposition to the comfortable bed I had fallen asleep on. I shot up, the sensation of waking up in an unfamiliar place making me wonder if I’d truly woken up or if I was still in the thralls of sleep. A quick pinch of my arm revealed that I was, indeed, awake.

    ETA: Please tell me if you see the spoiler, it doesn't like to appear for me whenever I "spoil" something on these forums.
     
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  7. mashers

    mashers Contributor Contributor Community Volunteer

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    Sounds like someone has just smoked a LOT of weed.

    (No spoiler by the way, but it did show up as BBEdit code when I quoted your post).
     
  8. mashers

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    Ahh re. the spoiler, you put the original text in the description of the spoiler, and nothing in the content of the spoiler. So it's not showing it at all. You have to move it in between the two spoiler tags.
     
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  9. Zerotonin

    Zerotonin Serotonin machine broke

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    Ah, gotcha. Fixed it! Thanks!
     
  10. Edgelordess

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    I broke Google Translate. I dunno how I did it. I made sure it was in english. This is what happened...
    Wakashi wa kashi ni michita shunkan did not leave any shells without raising his own playground Watashi wa know the girl's girl, soreni gimon o teisanai lower shoulder, tessito and look with your eyes.
     
  11. Anya57

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    From Basque:


    "Ha!" Dainy thrilled. "Yes, it's a tough year. Suddenly, you're thrown into the whole range of spiders, and then I hope you live with them."

    Gina sucked her from the back of Dainy. "I kill the old man's hatred," he murmured. "Fucking whore".

    "Hey now, I've been showing ropes in that school. I started to smoke."
     
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    Klingon (It doesn't translate back very well)

    "bullet teq Daghaj." ghIq Sarge wej 'eH forward DujlIj Ha'.
    tip SIQ injury taj qem qar 'e' 'ang ghaH. nItlh jej baS tip je lo', intrude element teq vo' flesh vu' ghaH. jachtaHvIS 'ej vegh yopwaH grit Ho' vegh mIw 'u' nuHmey. yopwaH ghopwIj fatigue fabric clenching cope je Haq nap QaH. regh dressing surgical tape 'ej staunches ghaH. tera'vo' bep flush, 'ej bit dizzy vo' 'Iw loss.
    perspiring vo' tuj vo' lom radiating, quarter anesthetic inject vaj DeS 'ej pa' HIp redress. needle yuvtlhe', 'ellaw' jIH tlhop SutwIj qoDDaq yopwaH. HIboQ sarge DoH, ravDaq let je 'oy' Hergh starts chest 'oy' jejHa'. ram Somraw Qap 'oy' 'ach je Hergh 'oH chenmoH bearable 'oH.
     
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    Interesting that your Klingon dictionary doesn't have a word for "injury."
     
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    DK3654 Almost a Productive Member of Society Contributor

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    Ummm what?

    Ummm WHAT?
     
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    You may have missed something here...
     
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    ....That's possible
     
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    While I'm here- from my WIP during the introduction of one of my MCs.
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    Jade has continued steadily on the way to his (His? That's not right) usual choice of institution. It was not far away, so she decided to just walk there. It was not as if it is necessary, or to take care of, time (We're taking care of time now? Is it going to sleep with the fishes?). As the light disappeared, night city (Hey this isn't Cyberpunk 2077) began to crawl through the streets. She walked away from the city center, in a discrediting the corner (To be fair, it is a very bad corner) where people got worse, and she felt at home.
    She hated to admit it, but it was far from the crowds and bright lights in the shade, where she came to stay.
    "
     
  18. flawed personality

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    This is quite entertaining if you just read out the words that couldn't be translated.

    It reads like some kind of saucy novel written in code. :p
     
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  19. flawed personality

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    I think "ram bearable" has to be my overall favourite part.
     
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    This was from English-French-Armenian-Italian-English:

    I've never been to Ireland, but I'm sitting on the plane and flying for the first time. Occupied mentality, what to say and what to do when I come. I'm going to meet two people who do not know each other except e-mails or two exchanged because bad things have happened. I would have been before, but I have no money. I just managed to get here, because I was convinced that my family would give me. They know me to know if I ask them to help, it's serious. It is an inexhaustible moment to see that we have been reunited. It reminds me of the funeral. I try to get that idea out of my mind.

    What I like about this is that it still makes sense for the most part, but there are the odd WTF bits in it.
     
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    I translated it further, and it was definitely worth the time! I went from the above version this time, to Afrikaans, Burmese, Maori, English.


    If there is no problem, you can find out what you want to do. There are many cars in the past, and there are many things you can do. You can also send an email address to your email address and contact your e-mail address. If you do not have this, you can find out what you are looking for. I do not have the opportunity to find out why it's coming here. If not, you will have to pay a debt credit bill. If you do not kill, it may be a shadow of the eye. I know you can help me with my dad's approval. I do not have any reason. If you have seen this, you may want to try it.
     
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    Is someone going to go and get them then?

    Would you like some email address with that?

    I am scared now.

    Who does honestly?
     
  23. flawed personality

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    Going from the second translation into this one. Via Maltese, Xhosa, and English:

    Once a day, trying to get a thielete on a goat. Please click on the link to enter the Terms of Use and click on Cancel. I write the eunuchs and technicians of technicians at ilens or dismissed. Ean den that is silent, you've got me a set of methets for you. This is the day when it comes to making a mark. Ochi, take a look at the christmas christmas box. Ean den skotónete, Boris and mia skiá matioú China. What do you want me to say to you and my wife? Date logo logo. Ee echete dei aftó, the essay of the night you have to do that.
     
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    I love this thread. Wrote a fairy tale for my niece a while ago... put into google translate -> Latin, then the result of that into German, and then back into English. I like the smell of boss:

    Gradually, and that the prince was suddenly all the beauty. Be proud of, especially beauty sleep, and have your best people to make sure she knew exactly what they looked like. To say: See, are not all you say, when the smell of the boss, the joy of my'ist, is subject to protesting all the survivors protesting at us and saying, I will be happy to be in the kingdom of glory My beauty, which I beautify. Because it is not enough, is part of the heritage he can know?
     
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    This was put through Spanish, then Kmer, Nepali and then back to English.

    August 1, 1591 Cham, Surrey (now Great Britain), United Kingdom

    A cartoon rug was moved to the bank. Not too fast, but it does not slow down for that commitment. Robert Cecil knew it was an important time for her rest. Although he puts his sword to swords in his shoulders, he will discover that it is the King's own council. There, of course, Queen's message said in a lot of words, but she was expecting the father to promise her. This viewer must start.
    People around themselves are caring for their own work. Occasionally Robert thought that some people paid much attention to those who were crowned in Westminster Abbey or in private councils. Unless their table has a head and a terrace on the table. But then the monarchy is an important institution. State's power and image. Bella had a hit in Crown at all times. He imagined that there was a pearl stack here, possibly a young gentlemen who had gone to the street, possibly their wives and sisters. And queen is known that this game's public reputation has seen before popularity. There are many men and women who can resolve or resolve the benefits in the files. Tutor House is more important for business and services to be appreciated for their service and service. And all the general workers are ruled by the law of queen, passed by the queen of queen and queen queen. Robert acknowledged that all were united.

    For reference:

    1st August 1591, Cheam, Surrey(Now Greater London), Kingdom of England

    A horse-drawn carriage moved at a canter through the streets. Not overly fast, but it does not do to be late to such an engagement. Robert Cecil knew this was an important moment for the rest of his life. Though he had felt the dubbing sword on his shoulders, it was the Privy Council that would ascertain his position. Not, of course, that the Queen’s message told so in so many words, but it had been anticipated before it, and his lord father has assured him thusly. This audience should be the start of something.

    Around him, the people went about their business. Sometimes Robert wondered if many cared overmuch who was crowned at Westminster Abbey or who sat in the Privy Council. As long as there was a roof over their heads and food at their table. But then, the monarchy was an important institution; the power and image of the state. Everywhere, England was touched by the Crown. He imagined there was a bear-baiting pit somewhere here, perhaps some of the young gentleman moving about the streets were going hence, and perhaps their wives and sisters too. And the Queen was known for watching the sport before public fame favoured it so much. There were lords and ladies here too, many of whom would go to court to gain favour or settle cases. The House of Tudor had made it only more necessary for their business, which served admirably to bring them into sight and service. And all the common labourers were governed by the Queen’s laws, passed by the Queen’s parliament and the Queen council. Robert admired the way everything was brought together.

    There's quite a few subtler changes that are just alternations or slight mis-wordings and then there's a few things where it completely lost the plot and started talking about Cham and pearl stacks(how did it even get pearl stacks from bear baiting pit?).
     

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