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  1. I reckon I'm-a still bit new in these here parts and a-hearing things.

    Writin Natzes? Sheit.......Ain't nothing a little ass-wuppin kaint fix.

    Lookie here, if-in you is one or thinkin you might be one. All y'all just step out back.

    Big-uns get in single file and you little-uns can bunch up in groups.

    I'll be along directly with a big-ol economy size can of wup-ass. I'm-a bringin a spare can cus I ain't-a under-servin nobody.

    If-in I ain't there in 15 minutes........Just comence to wuppin y'all's own asses and take a few pictures fer posterior sake.