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  1. First off a congratulations to anyone who recognises where I got the title from. Anyway my first blog post has so far gotten no replies, so I can only assume I've done something untoward. Was it the futanari reference? It was wasn't it. They can stop if need be. Anyway to play it safe I thought I'd do something focused on writing, namely the juggling of plots.

    I'm not really one for planning when it comes to writing. When most people do brainstorming they actually go through a moderately organized process. Not me. It's quite literally a storm going off in my brain. Plot ideas strike me like lighting bolts and I rarely write anything down aside from the story itself. I've tried but to be honsest I'm just too scatter brained for that sort of thing. Yet despite this I've come up with a fairly complex plotline. I have three main plots going on at the moment; The major one, involving an assasination and a necromancer on the run from the law; A less actionpacked section detailing political manipulations and a newly started subplot that will involve attempted kidnapping. And the scene I'm writing right this minute is promising to develop a previously minor character into a fairly major one. I've also got several chekhov's guns planned (for those with a life, chekhov's guns are seemingly throwaway references that later become important.

    I'm not really sure were I'm going with this. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm constantly amazed by writers like Robert Jordan and G.R.R Martin for coming up with these intricate plots. And now I find an intricate plot (though perhaps not quite that intricate.) forming quite easily. Obviously I need to work on writing style and I'm sorry if I'm offending anyone or appear to be boasting. Anyway I guess my point is... I dunno. Feel free to discuss in the comments whether or not you share my experience.
  2. Hey everyone, you might know me you might not, so for those who don't I'm protar. I've been on this site a while now and I've finally got myself an avatar which I like to think is a fair representation of myself besides hair colour. So I realized the only thing I had left to do was to start a blog. But before I start in earnest I want to get a couple of things off my chest.

    The first is that I am in fact a blog virgin. I have never done this before and as such have no idea what I'm supposed to write (comments would be enlightening.). I'm assuming that it's going to turn out like some sort of diary only the diary answers me back. So it'll probably involve some insane ramblings, random musings, insights into my strange life and of course stuff about writing. Incidentally I helped my friend write a surreal short story today just for fun. I was a prince/scientists/ninja/dragon rider who owned a unicorn called sparklehoof and died of heroin abuse.

    Second thing: I am 16 so while I like to think of myself as intelligent a lot of my sense of humour consists of sexual innuendos. So while I'll keep things mostly clean please don't get offended. I'll put up an adult content warning if I end up doing an essay on futanari or something.

    So that'll do for now I guess. I hope you enjoy my blog. :) peace off.