Describe a real made-up dream or nightmare. I laid on the ground outside of my house. The green grass shined as the dew caught the light of the sun. Staring up at the bright blue sky my body could was stuck motionless. For some reason every limb I had was out of my control, even my eyes were stuck in place. I could not stop myself from peering into the light of the sun that covered the Earth. The glare shined off the cars on the road and the sound of nature around me seemed to put fear into my body. Once I finally regained control of my eyes I turned away from the sun as quickly as I could. No matter how I tried not to focus on my situation I begun to panic because I couldn't stop feeling the sun burning my eyes. I felt as if my entire body was going to burn. I regained control and stood up. On my feet I turned toward my house. The door was wide open and nothing could be seen, only darkness. The darkness comforted me and pulled me closer. I ran into my house and slammed the door as I awoke. The darkness hides the evil, but everything is visible in the light. The horror of the real world, the world you can see.
Write a thank you note to a friend who gave you onion and garlic-flavored chewing gum. Dear Y, Friends are always there for each other. We should always have the other’s back. We support our friends in their times of need. On a long bus ride to the destination of a field trip no one was excited for, I became bored. Constantly staring out the window watching the same type of tree zip by got fairly repetitive. My phone had choked over and died, so music was not a viable option. I had not brought a book with me because I was too forgetful when leaving the house early this morning. And it was obviously impossible for me not to make these mistakes, right? It isn’t like I set an alarm for that morning to remind me. Too bad I hadn’t plugged in my phone before going to sleep. That all is besides the point anyway, Y. I have written this letter to you because of the moment that forever changed both of our lives. My final option was gum, the tool that teens our age have used to escape the attention of class for centuries! I asked you, Y, my *bestest buddie* for a piece of lucious and time consuming gum. You thought it would be hilarious to play a fun little joke. Those never have consequences, aye? So you gave me a stick of gum just happened to taste like onion and garlic. That was the day we became closer than ever, because since then I have been on you like white on snow. Which is the main reason why you are reading this letter after you invited me over your house and soon figured out that I put super glue on the sides of your XBOX ONE controller. I am hopefully holding this letter in front of your face and you are just unable to hit me because of where your hands are stuck. Love Z, P.S. *..* = Insert Sarcasm Here P.P.S. I ate all the real gum in your room while you were in the bathroom.
I have found something to restart my blog with. I have found multiple writing prompts online. I am going to write what these prompts ask me to and post them on here because I think it'll be fun.
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"The true mind can weather all the lies and illusions without being lost. The true heart can tough the poison of hatred without being harmed. Since beginning-less time, darkness thrives in the void but always yields to purifying light." -Lion Turtle (Avatar The Last Airbender)
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A great love is a lot like a good memory. When it's there, and you know it's there, but it's just out of your reach, it can be all that you think about. Then you can focus on it and try to force it, but the more you do, the more you seem to push it away. But if you're patient and you hold still, well maybe, just maybe, it'll come to you. -Leonard Church (Fictional Character from the online Machinima Series Red vs Blue)
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Empty your mind. Be formless. Shapeless. Like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend. Like that. You see? Ah ha. … What I’m saying, actually you see, I mean it’s a com-bi-nay-shun of both. I mean, here it is the natural instinct and here is control. You are to combine the two in harmony, not if you have one to the extreme you would be very unscientific. If you have another to the extreme, you become all of a sudden a mechanical maaan. No longer a human being. So you, it is a successful com-bi-nay-shun of both … Although hand wise it is very slow and you push it out but all the time you are keeping the continuity going. Bending. Stretching. Everything. You know, suppose, you know, I mean you just keep it moving. Yea it is. I mean to to them, you see, the idea is running water never grows stale, so you just got to keep on flowing. -Bruce Lee
Summery Of Book (By Author) In Christopher Moore's ingenious debut novel, we meet one of the most memorably mismatched pairs in the annals of literature. The good-looking one is one-hundred-year-old ex-seminarian and "roads" scholar Travis O'Hearn. The green one is Catch, a demon with a nasty habit of eating most of the people he meets. Behind the fake Tudor façade of Pine Cove, California, Catch sees a four-star buffet. Travis, on the other hand, thinks he sees a way of ridding himself of his toothy traveling companion. The winos, neo-pagans, and deadbeat Lotharios of Pine Cove, meanwhile, have other ideas. And none of them is quite prepared when all hell breaks loose. Review As a matter of fact, I did not purchase this book, though, I did happen to borrow it from a friend. I know this person very fell, a funny, smart and enjoyable person. Getting this book right after I order the Winter Witch off of Amazon, made me ignore it. And the not too exciting or detailed explanation did not help me become any more excited for this book. Though, after I had finished The Winter Witch, I decided to dedicate my reading time to that of Practical Demonkeeping, and it surely deserves the attention I gave it, and the praise I am going to give it . So, I did not let my perception of The Winter Witch change my opinion of one of Christopher Moore's first books. The book had many things I enjoyed and only few things that I found that I did not enjoy so much about the book. So, now I will begin the things I like about the book. Practical Demonkeeping has one aspect that is a recurring part of the book and something no one can miss, constant character switching. And I do not mean point of view, but what is happening with a certain character of Pine Cove. Now, what is so different about this is that each character's story intertwines with another. Know you may be asking exactly what I mean, but I am going to compare it with Pulp Fiction and Inglorious Basters, which are both movies made by the director Quentin Tarantino. In each these stories, there are multiple characters who have their own stories. In each story, one character may run into the other. This is fact add details to the story that are revealed over time and adds to the suspense of the story as a whole. It also makes it more enjoyable to see the characters who differ from each other to such an extent act together.. Seeing them in the same seen is enjoyable to say the least. Another thing the book is very good at is the story itself. The book gives each an every character their own story line, no matter how brief. Each and every story is either entertaining, hilarious, or suspenseful. This includes the backstories that are given about certain people. The story manages to keep you entertained the whole way through, and even works its way into mythology and religion just for the sake of making it believable, or just to make a joke out of it. Each part of the story kept me wanting more, or left me satisfied. Spoiler And I can not stress this enough more than when we were given Travis's backstory. Each character in the story could be consider lovable in a sense, though I see it as each one being entertaining enough to care about. Each character is interesting in their own way, and each are considerably different. Yet, there was never a time where I found a character I would consider dull, or half assed. Each one was fleshed out and given their own personality traits. There were no clones, and no copycats. The comedy of the story of the story was immense. The characters, about each single one was given either a plot detail or even maybe a one liner that were just laugh out loud funny. Even one in particular had multiple instances of being hilarious. Also, certain situations in the story left me laughing out loud, something that most television shows fail to do. And the humor never let itself get too crude, sure there were those adult jokes every now and then, but not to the George Carlin bar. Finally the book managed to create a world you found believable. Even with all this supernatural stuff going on, you were never taken out of the world, and it allowed you to believe it could happen on Earth. Even with the owl. Now for the things I did not like about the book. One, I felt in this book Christopher Moore did not put enough detail into the situation. This allowed for some of the audience to get confused about certain events that are happening in the story. Sure, no one needs to be overly descriptive, I just believed a little more detail should have been put into his explanations. And also I think that his writing could be somewhat confusing at times, especially with the constant swapping of characters. To me it felt at times some things, besides the owl, went unexplained. Though, these were my only two complaints with the story. As for my final thoughts, I believe that Practical Demonkeeping is a good time for anyone who enjoys good humor and is open minded to a darker story. This book is truly a story about a demonic creator, it you can get past this and some of its dark humor, you can enjoy yourself. You will soon embrace the light humor, beautiful storytelling, and awesome storyline of the book. I would recommend this to anyone I know who wasn't a complete softy. Go pick up the book, read it, and enjoy yourself. 9/10
For all those who are going through a tough time in there life. This is for you. The world is like a ride at an amusement park. It goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it’s very brightly coloured and it’s very loud and it’s fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: Is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, “Hey – don’t worry, don’t be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride…” But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. Jesus – murdered; Martin Luther King – murdered; Malcolm X – murdered; Gandhi – murdered; John Lennon – murdered; Reagan… wounded. But it doesn’t matter because: It’s just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It’s only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one. Here’s what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. -Bill Hicks It's a choice.