Artificial Lover

By Wreybies · Oct 6, 2010 · 546 · 7
  1. In your yellow wrapper you snuggle tight.
    Promises of sweet nothings fall from your lips.
    You bake like the real thing.
    You promise to leave me untouched.
    But what will be your gift in twenty years time?

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  1. HorusEye
    Is it up to us to guess the type of foodstuff? I'm guessing it's something high-calory, but mood-adjusting... Needs baking... I give up!
    HorusEye, Oct 6, 2010
  2. Wreybies
    Ha! :)

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    Wreybies, Oct 6, 2010
  3. Pallas
    Good one Wrey,

    I personally prefer real sugar, for these artificial ones give me nausea. I definitely do not have to wait twenty years for the effects.
    Pallas, Oct 6, 2010
  4. HorusEye
    Ah. Being an ignorant foreigner I would never had stood a chance of guessing that. Well, artificial sugar freaks me out, too. A recent study showed that the artificial sweetener in Diet Coke can cause kidney damage, and my reaction was something like "Duh."

    I prefer the real thing, in moderation. Sugar isn't bad. Excess sugar is.
    HorusEye, Oct 7, 2010
  5. Joanna the Mad
    Oh! I thought it was about a condom. Weiiiiird
    Joanna the Mad, Oct 7, 2010
  6. Elgaisma
    me too Joanna lol never mind
    Elgaisma, Oct 7, 2010
  7. Joanna the Mad
    Oooooohh!
    Joanna the Mad, Oct 7, 2010
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