Has anyone noticed a little bit of a hitch in pages loading lately? I wonder if it has to do with that bleeding heart virus and the new security certificates.
Hmmmm, bleeding heart virus eh?.... *goes to write a disturbingly grotesque steampunk novella detailing the demise of an entire city to a mystical plague that causes the afflicteds left ventricle to rupture spontaneously.
I got that virus, so I had to change my passwords on all my e-mail addresses. I used references to my favorite characters in them!
Anyone ever wonder where the saying, "Sometimes when God shuts a door, he opens a window?" Well God doesn't like door to door salesmen either.
A few times it's started with "if we had a threesome with a guy or a girl, what kind of a guy / gal would we take as the third wheel?" It's been a tug of war between the good kind or the Devil's kind of ménage à trois, but so far we haven't reached an agreement, alas.
Choose somebody small, so they don't take up a lot of bed space. Once the deed is done and you actually want to get some sleep, that's important.
This was stated with an unexpectedly matter-of-fact, experience based, casualness. The way one would say Pack extra socks. You think you won't need them, but trust me, I've made that mistake.
Though I freakin' love Lonely Island and that video is hilarious, I have often wondered how str8 guys canalize the idea of sharing a girl. I mean, seriously. How? Though the video goofs on the idea that it's just an obvious excuse to check out what's up with some dong, I can't believe that's always the case...
Oh, that video is about a threesome? I just like it because Lady Gaga just looks like a normal hot chick in it.
