The Great God of Bad Fanfiction Crept in and ate my soul Now his divine essence follows me Wherever I may wish to go Now the form of decent writing Is something I will never know Yeah!
Enter the day - exit Johny Walker Johny smiled at me: "Goodbye friend!" I almost chocked: "Good riddance Johny!" "Meet you next Friday, I pressume?" "Don't pressume too much, babe." Then, I kissed the floor goodnight.