$5 on the ground, I could buy two orders of onion rings with it. Would you rather be accompanied by a swarm of gnats (non-biting, not landing on you, just swarming) whenever you were outside, or suffer from uncontrollable flatulence whenever you were alone?
Flatulence WYR stab someone in the heart while looking in their eyes or bomb an orphanage from a plane?
stab someone in heart while looking in their eyes, easy. would you rather win a billion dollars but be immediately executed and the money be distributed to you family or win a million dollars but your entire family shuns you forever
Leaking water bed. WYR die every time you reach 30 and retain your memories after being reborn or forget your old life? (Either way you'll die when you are thirty and be reborn)
I want to say knees because I do a hell of a lot more with my hands and arms. But sitting would be a bitch. Rather be highly creative, but never allowed to express it in any artistic way, or very linear, but permitted to express yourself in any art form?
Hungry Linear. WYR be the last person on Earth, or be with 6 other people, one of which secretly is planning to kill you?
The 6 people. I feel like I have a good chance of figuring out who it is. WYR be in a nuclear holocaust, or a zombie apocalypse?
Zombies, nuclear stuff scares me! WYR walk up a steep mountain with lots of scree, thin pathways with sudden drops or be chased a pack of wolves through a forest?
As a white Christian, I would receive extra privileges in a Fourth Reich and be able to stay under the radar long enough to spread counter-propoganda. Would you rather never be allowed to write any stories again, or never be allowed to read/watch any?
Never be allowed to read or watch any as I'd go mad with all the stories floating around in my head! Would you rather be stuck in a war film or a disaster film?
War, I'd be one of the gratuitous civilian cameos. WYR be adrift in the middle of the ocean or lost in the desert?
Well, I am an only child, so I can say with certainty I would rather it stay that way! WYR adopt a puppy or a kitten?
Kittens, hands down. Would you rather have super strength, but only below the waist; or super speed, but only from the waist up?
Super speed as I did lots of scrubbing today which could have taken less time if I was quicker. Would you rather be a centaur or a minotaur?
Minotaur. Bipeds are better runners than quadrupeds, and Centaurs have to talk to other people Would you rather ask "Would you rather," or would you rather answer
Testicles as toes. It will be painful as hell, but at least people will be around me (as long as I wear socks) WYR be an alien who lost his entire race, but didn't remember any of it, or a human boy who watched his parents die in front of him (basically superman vs batman without any of the powers or money)?
I'd probably have to go with the former and say superman. I feel like it's not nearly as traumatic even though it can be considered to be far worse of a tragedy. WYR be incredibly successful with one published books or moderately successful with a handful of books?