1. "We've known each other for ten years, you can't just trust that I can handle this?"
2. "That awkward moment when you arrive at someone's house, and they tell you to not touch the sink because your fingers will erode away."
3. "Why use smaller weapons? Because using one big one creates a bigger risk of it getting blown up."
4. "The dragon race is tomorrow, I kinda have to go, for my dignity's sake."
5. "It would help if I set it on fire."
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