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My Pet Daddy Longleg

Published by lipton_lover in the blog lipton_lover's blog. Views: 145

My Pet Daddy Longleg
Nate Weil

I have a pet daddy long leg. That may sound weird, but it gets weirder. I hate spiders. Why do I have a pet spider then? Mom. Well, in conjunction with my uncle. Oh yeah... my deceased uncle. It was his last gift to me. Unfortunately he wasn't aware of my... problem. Then he died. So now, because Mom's so sentimental, I'm stuck with the creepiest creature on Earth. Until it dies. Which, if all goes well, will be... soon. In fact, I hear Mom screaming now. Bye!
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