Published by cobaltblue in the blog cobaltblue's blog.
There is way too much leftover Halloween candy in my house.
Evil insidious plan time!
Rent an old van.
Paint on both sides "FREE CANDY"
Park it in front of a school.
Distribute candy to all children who come to the van.
Convert a gun to shoot candy then go "rob" a bank. Start shooting candy at the police that show up and possibly be given screaming lead and torn flesh as a reward.
I wish i went trick or treating...
try not let those evil minded tricksters get to you though. They are extremely sneaky...
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