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- Birthday:
- January 5
- Location:
- Australia
- Occupation:
- I sell people things in exchange for money.
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About
- Birthday:
- January 5
- Location:
- Australia
- Occupation:
- I sell people things in exchange for money.
- Favorite Writers:
- Neil Gaiman? Chuck Palahniuk?
- Favorite Books:
- Fight Club
- Favorite Quotes:
- "The aim of war isn't to die for your country, but to make the other poor bastard die for his."
- Are You Published?:
- No
I am short, small, loud, fast, and easily amused. I am easily distracted.
I am a chronic procrastinator. I am argumentative.
I am a firm believer that humanity and everything it encompasses is a failed social experiment, that women are crazed and power-hungry, that children are impertinent brats who only serve to damage an already corrupted society, and that anybody who procreates should be drawn and quartered.
I believe that my place of employment has required me to surgically remove my soul.
I am somewhat misanthropic, cynical, and have violent tendencies. I am anti-social and I live vicariously through my creative writing.
I aspire to take over the world through embracing my inner machiavellianist.
I have taken Fight Club to heart.
Reading, Writing, Shopping, Daydreaming, Gossiping...Interact
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Samantha-Jayne
"All truly great thoughts are concieved while walking" - Friedrich Nietzche
