I think we have found a winner... That is until my army arrives... the army of darkness! Prolonged power failure!!!!!
My army consists of fluffy pink energizer bunnies, beating their drums to save the day... @plotdevicemanager, yes! ogre battle avatar...
My army is the band in the Freecreditscore commercials (the jingles themselves made by Dave Mulhefeld, the mastermind behind the Geico and Caveman commercials) playing incredibly captivating tunes that enchant the audience and make them soon forget that they ever saw a Energizer Bunny commercial in their life!
My army is overdone marketing! People eventually tune your commercials out or mute them, rendering them useless while they instead, prepare themselves a snack in the kitchen!
My army is thunder and lightning, who render our pitiful sources of electricity useless and leave your people in the dark, cowering beneath nature's fury. Heat and light are but things of the past other than breif flares across the sky.
My army leaves makes sure you drink lots of water before you go to bed so you wake up in the middle of the night, having to pee. Then, while you're sleeping, they place tons of legos all over your floor.
My army left a night light and a bed pan to make sure the legos would be seen and if still to treacherous to tread, the bed pan will come of good use.
My army is Doctor Who in the Tardis, arriving to take you on an intergalactic adventure that will invariable result in many horrible things happening to you, possible several times over due to the amazing effects of time travel!
My army is composed of magical soldiers from an unknown realm in the sky. They have golden arrows that are able to eliminate anyone; mortal or eternal.
My army is Robin hood who splinters your arrows out of the sky! Then robs the rich to feed the poor. =D
My army is a tsunami that crashes down on your cryogenics lab, obliterating it. Disney is destroyed in the process.
My army is a legion of Southern Water Tribe Water Benders (from Avatar) who reverse the Tsunami back into the ocean harmlessly.
My army is a bunch of sugar high girls who will love and hug those toons to death forever and ever and ever...
My army consists purely of Edward Cullen and Justin Bieber clones. Your women will convert, your men will tear out their eyes and your children will be so confused they start fighting amongst themselves. Even if we don't win, you will NEVER be the same!
My army is also Robert Patinson and Justin Bieber Clones, except that are saying things like, "I hate Twilight!" and "I hope Anne Frank would have been a fan of mine!" and not wearing a shirt... ever, which causes the adoring masses to change their attitude and kill them all, including your army
My army consists of thousands of highly trained martial artists who happen to be Eunuchs. Deaf Eunuchs. Shirt, no shirt we care not. WE ARE UNFEELING!!!!!!
