The "I would never" game

Neither would I as it's fin would get lodged in my throat.


I would never bake a fruit scone and use dead flies instead of currents

 

Ew xD Neither would I.

I would never purposefully put poison in the goods I bake.

 

Depends who i'm baking for...

Same q.

 

Same answer




I would never forgive myself if I failed the ones I love.

 

I would never try to play bucken' bronko on a Hellfire missle.

 

No, neither would I.

I would never cheat on my partner

 

i would


i would never tell her about or let her ask me for a 3sum in front of cameras for my own entertainment.

 

I would never be able to concentrate as a cameraman

 

Hmm, me neither.

I would never get a sex change.

 

Nope, neither I.

I would never date anyone who's had a sex change.

 

Neither would I.

I would never attempt to reach the North Pole naked.

 

I wouldn't get as far as Northampton naked or otherwise

I would never smear my buttocks in pollen and squat naked next to a beehive

 

Lmao. Me neither.

I would never deliberately set off a firework indoors.

 

You know, I'm probably that irresponsible.



I would never use fireworks as projectile weapons.






(okay, I lied...)

 

me neither the women in nottinghamshire are beautiful








I would never ever ever consider dating a man not even if you asked me yourself

 

Thank goodness or that I gave all that up when I left the Navy(only joking)When I say only joking I do of course mean that I have never actually dated men or indeed had the inclination to. By the way no offence to anyone out there who has. Am I painting myself into a corner here or what?


I would never shake hands with Margaret Thatcher or Jeffrey Archer.

 

Nah.. I might get cooties.


I would never pretend to be someone else

 

Translate for an oldie please

 

never would I.
I would never shake hands with anybody without washing mu hands after!

 

Lol I probably would.

I would never eat a live animal.

You lie! You're always nasty to me lol!

 

I might. But it's probably more likely to be a person than an animal. People annoy me.

And I would also never be mean to girls from Nottinghamshire
*whistles innocently*


I would never sing opera in a public place.

 

I have sung opera in a public place. I have no shame.. LOL

I would ever forgive some one for cheating on me. (Couldn't really....)

 

Lol awww poor forgetfulness.... and shouldn't your question be "I would never" not "I would ever"

I have in the past, I don't think I could ever do it again.

I would never stop being who i am for somebody else.

 

Probably not.



I would never read stories on fictionpress when I should be working