The Not Happy Thread

Almost got into a car wreck. Flipped the bastard off twice is what I did. Hope horrible luck befalls the bastard for the rest of time.

 

Sorry, being overly artistic in my posting. My friend is being turned against all Muslims, and civil liberties, by the actions of a few Muslim extremists.

 

That's terrible. It's too easy to tar an entire people because of the crimes of a few.

 

My sisters friend was over and her friend is having issues with her baby's daddy and is going through a custody dispute with him regarding her child. Mom was talking with her as well because she's had her own experience when she fought for me and my brother..... But there is a world of a difference between the two situations.

She cheated on my dad, and when my sister asked why did she pick such an ugly bastard as a " sperm donor " my mom answered that she was drunk and didn't know better. As if that makes things better.

I couldn't even talk, because everything my mother said was sugar coating her faults and poor decisions and listening to it was pissing me off so much I started shaking a little as I was trying to eat my cereal which was starting to bother my stomach because I'm getting angry and trying not to show it. WOW!!! My day just instantly went to shit because of somebody else's conversation.

OH and mom was talking about kicking me to the curb and how I needed to find a woman so my mother didn't need to take care of me anymore. Yep. That pissed me off. Right in front of someone I barely know too. And when did I EVER have the opportunity to meet a decent woman that would have loved me enough to not ruin my life the way my mother ruined my fathers and mine? Any girl I tried to get to know either never gave me a chance or worse yet they ended up dating a loser and I was so offended by it I didn't bother talking to them anymore. That's gotta be how my dad felt when he met my mothers boyfriend.

But I don't expect anyone who is normal, healthy and capable of looking after themselves to understand how frustrating it is to depend on people who can only pretend to be good people, but actually are screw ups. Normally this is where a person would ask themselves how their life ended up this way, but looking back on how my life went I'd say I'm actually doing a lot better then what most people in my situation would have done. After all I'm still alive, not on hardcore drugs and never been to jail. All good things.

 

I feel ya on the dating thing, sir.
It happens, but you just got to
keep on keeping on.
I am divorced, but it was her
fault. But I know what you
mean. The women I seem to
attract are either crazy or
are middleage guys.
I don't get it myself, but hey
thats life, and it can get kinda
weird.

(I want a sugar mama)
(And also not to have to live
alone in a house in the middle
of nowhere) Come on lucky stars
don't fail me now!

 

If it isn't one thing, it's your mother. The only person capable of ruining your life is you. Suck it up, find a way to get your own place and start living the only life you'll ever have.

 

• Trump supporters trying to tell me that Kathy Griffin is a disgusting traitor who needs to be in jail and waxing lyrical on how liberals are destroying the country.

• Being yelled at by the secretary for something I didn't do.

• I'm turning bigoted against Catholic people for no goddamned reason. GREAT! As if I didn't have enough flaws I needed to fix. >:[

The worst part is, if I dared strike back, if I dared act like an ass, I'm the big bad guy. But it's totes OK if they do it.

 

I picked out a delicious lunch, queued in the proper British way, got to the till... and realised I'd forgotten my purse, with all my cards and money in it. It's at home. I'm at work.

I don't eat breakfast, I can't buy lunch, and I won't be home for another four hours.

I'M HUNGRY.

 

Let's all help @Tenderiser out. Surely looking at pictures of food will ease those hunger pangs, right?







Feel better yet?

 

That actually did work because I'm vegetarian.

 

That's why the last one was a search for "gorgeous vegetarian meal".

Yes, I am that evil.

 

In that case, you're off my Christmas card list and onto my List of Enemies.

 

@Tenderiser borrow some money and get some tucker.

 

I'm too embarrassed to ask anybody for money

 

Yeah but imagine it was one of your co-workers in the same position - I'm sure you'd want them to ask you rather than GO HUNGRY! And borrowing a fiver till tomorrow cos you forgot your wallet is no biggie. Really.

 

O, MS Word 2016 on a Mac, how do I hate thee?

Let me count the ways...

Your "Smart Look-Up" function for spell-check sucks donkey schlong since it doesn't work without internet connection, something Macs laugh at since all applications on a Mac do (or should, you insufferable twit) have access to the same set of internal dictionaries, thus streamlining resources.

Get thee to the edge of the balcony, that I might push thee over with greater ease. Go on, now. Go.

 

Walk out the door.

Don't turn around now. You're not welcome anymore.

 

I am feeling rather light-headed... *coughs pathetically*

 

@Tenderiser don't forget your lunch money today.