I remember watching the vid on that guy last year. Dude got pwned. Meanwhile in NK: These guys got all the merit badges.
TMW you open your browser on your phone only to discover that you googled "easy roast pheasant under glass" while out drinking....
That's nothing. Once I loaded up an Oblivion file only to discover that EVERYONE within the city of Bruma was completely naked. I realized I had been drinking while gaming and thought this was a good idea...
TMW your workplace's monthly health and safety newsletter includes a urine colour chart to check you're drinking enough water.
tell them that as directed you've peed on your cmputer screen and you are now going to sue for injury and distress
Or TMW you wave at the person across the room waving at you...only they are not waving at you, but the person behind you. :-(
TMW you're halfway into typing a joke you think is really funny into the forum, but decide you'd better not post it because Someone Will Probably Be Offended.
Happens to me all the time.. the "is this inappropriate ?" filter kicks in and you decide not to post about the one about the gay bear... (the one with the punch line "I want you to be honest with me mister, this isn't about the hunting for you, is it ?" )
TMW you learn that you will be forced into retirement within the next 2-3 years because your company is closing your facility. OK, looks like I will have plenty of time to work on that great American novel after all.
I have that moment almost everyday. But I let my sense of humor loose whenever I write mah fikshun 'cause no one's policing that.
I had an idea for a horror story, the kind of horror that humans create all by their lonesome, that I realized would probably be over the line... Had to let it go.
TMW you have relaid enough carpet, that you don't feel much up for writing fic tonight. Carpet Layer Complaints. Insert your dirty joke at your leisure.
TMW you write a rev that you have mixed feelings about, but still want to give your honest thoughts on it.
No dirty jokes...just wondering is floor covering your other job or is this a DIY project? DH was a floor covering specialist for about 20 years. Knees are toast, back is a mess, rough life.
Yes I do carpet work independently. I use a power stretcher to save my knees for the most part, but I know that a kicker can play hell on them when you have no other option. (I hate stairs and hallways for this very reason.)