Now that the veritable cornucopia of amazing random weird awkwardlyness has expired, (but not really because I just brought the subject back up for air) I must confess that I feel as if I may have built up enough of rapport here to assume that were there to be an angry monkey on my back, some of you would surely assist in beating it off. I must also confess that I am fairly likely to be a hero in my own mind, suffering from delusions of grandeur. Or the Cave Troll may reveal yet another piece of valuable personal protection equipment which is surely Cal/Osha approved. Or something like that.
I like awkward people. They make me feel less awkward. Even though in truth, I am still very, very awkward As for being a hero in your own mind, we all have that a little. Sometimes in my own head, I wonder if I'm secretly a genius and I just haven't realized it yet. ...porbably not...
Thanks for the image. I’d say that you were truly a painter of words, but then I realized you’re a writer so it’d be a compliment. But seriously, first I see my boss taking a dump, now this. Here, a mental image of my boss on the john while you are beating off a monkey in front of him. Have fun.
That's just like a cup of sherbet to cleanse the palate between courses of the horrorshow in my head, but thanks nonetheless.
I sometimes lose interest in life. Not in some dramatic depressive rage, but in a simple and calm "Man, this is quite tiresome" kind of way. Without a goal, life is pointless, so its not abnormal for thoughts like that to cross my mind. Just have to remember to enjoy each day as it is, live in the present, keep my made up quest going blah blah blah.
Just make it comedy, then make it funny as hell. "They realized, too late, that they were sliding down the stairs. Once they jolted to the bottom, they giggled... and ran backup the stairs!"
Are you reading my mind moon? You shouldn't you know it's dirty in here. Aubrey Plaza is my personal life coach. If you watch her in David Letterman and Steven Colbert interviews she actively emits awkwardness, but not in a bad way. She's like Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis and me when I'm feeling randy, all wrapped up into one. I've made it my personal goal in life to awkward just as good as Aubrey does. Sometimes I go down in flames... like I did yesterday. When that happens everyone.... break the emergency glass take the broken piano leg and stake me. I'll rise from the ashes like a Phoenix ready to !#%@ with everyone's mind, body and soul. Also there necks and blood. Mmmm did somone just say blood? I'm getting thirsty. Blood. I love the way that word rolls off my tongue... Blood. Blood tastes good... *shakes her head* sorry lost myself for a second. Personal goal, "let my awkward nature wash over people and make them clean". I like to improv with random people when I go grocery shopping for victims. I'll walk up to somone and just watch myself go. Earlier today talking to a cashier she said in the 80s she was a nanny, just like the one from that sitcom. Said it became a very popular profession. I said I remember that show. I was a going to junior high in the 80s so she could've been my nanny. We both laughed. Good times. Enjoy each day, live your life or in my case unlife to the fullest. I love quests, are there any damsels in distress to save from a dragon? That could be interesting. Keep your chin up Moon if only just so I can bite you. *comes in for a hug.* commit to the hug. *smiles showing fang*
Pup ! You pork lovin' sunnava so forthNfifth! DRA has GOT to be its own thread! Oh yeah, I confess to grandiose delusions of mediocacy!
