Mutilate a famous quote

There's no such thing as a free iphone app.

 

"I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the contents of their wardrobe."
"Give me liberty or give me meth."
"Should I have a cup of tea or have a cup of coffee?" original: "Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?" - Camus

 

Beware that, when fighting monsters, you bring your flashlight... for when you gaze long into the abyss, you'll see that it's really dark and scary.

“Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster... for when you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.” -Friedrich Nietzsche

 

We have met the enemy, and he is us. - Pogo

 

"For God so begot the world, that he gave his only forgotten son, that whosoever believes in him shall not pay a cover, and drink free until 11:00."

 

That deserves this mistrancription of the Book of Revelations:

 

It is better to have loved and not stayed with them then it is to have not gotten with someone, of the romantic nature and such.

 

"I've been so miserable since you left, it's almost like you're still here."

 

The definition of insanity has been updated on May 18, 2013 according to the DSM-5.

 

That is fucking genius. And also true.

 

FTFY.

 

Be the change your disposable income allows you to be.

 

The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in our genes, that we are born with unfortunate genetic predispositions.

 

An eye for an eye gives the whole world heterochromia.

 

I'm kind of cheating cheating here and stealing these from a show, I want to say Mad TV or the edge.

People are like a box of chocolates, yum!

 

We taste like pork.

 

I think I'll quote you on that.

 

“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.” - Marilyn Monroe

"I'm an asshole because I'm insecure. I f*ck up all the time and have issues with authority. But if you can't handle me at my worst than you can f*ck off."

 

War... War changes through the development of technology... allowing man to better threaten itself into peace.

 

We're going to need freaking sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their heads, to fight this shark. Because that's how you do this, you fight sharks with sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.

 

It is well war is so terrible, otherwise the game would be pretty unbalanced.

 

"War: A competition where countries use the most costly method they can to demonstrate their impotence." - The Tyrant

 

If going to war make sure to always bring a nuclear warhead to a tank battle

 

MOAB, baby!